[Oh, that's adorable, she thinks she has the measure of him...]

Oh, well, if I must. Granted, 'evil' can be a very subjective term. Let's see, I never rewind video cassettes--I'm told that's pretty low. I always seem to forget to signal when I'm changing lanes. People seem to hate that. I once voted Republican. I also once voted Democrat. You can pick which one is more evil, there. Oh, and I spread an e-mail scam, once. I was bored, y'see. Are those the kind of evil you mean? After all, evil is defined as 'deliberate malice,' and I can't think of anything more deliberately malicious than that.