Going to queen_of_hearts

[mistressurd]

1. *Vine*



So, anyone know what a Goddess can do to have some fun around here?

2. *Action*



*You have a crush on a girl, but cannot bring yourself to tell her. As you are walking away after seeing her, Urd appears right in your face.*

I know you that like her.


3. *Action*



*You are walking, minding your own business when you spot Urd sunbathing. Why a bronze Goddess like herself needs to sunbath topless is beyond you. Urd spots you, and turns to look at you, pushing her sunglasses down.*

Enjoying the view?

Comments

[fionna_time]

It is! Or, well, it would be if we had more awesome stuff happening. It can be dull sometimes, so the interesting stuff happens really with all the girls that are here already!

[mistressurd]

I see. So, your special princess was in another castle while at home huh?

[fionna_time]

Huh? What do you mean?

[mistressurd]

Well, I'm sure you only rescued princes and stuff back home, no one to your actual tastes.

[fionna_time]

My princes were fine! They were awesome and totally date able!

I dunno what my tastes are though. Still figuring that out, ya know?

[mistressurd]

Oh, so you have dated princes in the past huh. Any of them catch your fancy?

[fionna_time]

Um...not dated, nah, not really. But I really did like Prince Bubblegum for awhile!

[mistressurd]

Prince Bubblegum? Is he part of some boy band or something? Because those guys usually turn out to be gay.

[fionna_time]

"gay?" What? boy band...?

Nah dude, he's a Prince! And an awesome one at that!

[mistressurd]

Just a prince? A prince of what, Candyland?

[fionna_time]

Candy Kingdom, actually!

[mistressurd]

... You're serious?

[fionna_time]

Well yeah. Why would I lie about that?

[mistressurd]

It's just... well odd I guess. A Kingdom named Candy. Sounds like a place where candy lives.

[fionna_time]

It is!

You should see it sometime!

[mistressurd]

... A kingdom of candy people...

I thought I knew of all the odd dimensions...

[fionna_time]

Not odd! Ooo!

[mistressurd]

Ooo? That's the name of your world?

[fionna_time]

Yup!

[mistressurd]

... Did a child name it?

[fionna_time]

No, I don't think so.

[mistressurd]

Well it seems like it.

Anyway, back on topic. We need to get you ready for some girl on girl action!

[fionna_time]

It really isn't.

aw, that probs won't happen for awhile! I told you, I'm all about adventuring!

[mistressurd]

You can have nice girl love while adventuring.

[fionna_time]

I guess...I mean, I can maybe think of one or two girls, if they were ever, you know, into me.