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[ex_trustful547]

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[If one were to search for Nia, where better to start looking than the pantry? Having cheerily decided that she was going to help her comrades along by being a makeshift chef whenever the situation calls the young girl is buried deep in thought, picking up food that doesn’t go together and would most likely taste foul when mixed together. Perhaps, for the sake of everyone who would think it would taste good, she should be stopped. Or encouraged.]

This looks good. I’m certain that everyone would like it.

[Or not. It’s a matter of opinion.]

[2]



[Your princess is in another mecha. Literally.

For some reason or other Nia has found herself in the clutches of hostile forces (as seems to be the standard for princesses nowadays, honestly). As opposed to shrieking or screaming or giving up as some delicate flowers may have done, Nia has adopted a rather stubborn attitude. Assuming that there’s some sort of communication link her voice should be playing in your ears.]

They will come for me. I’m sure of it.

[Fearlessly ignoring the repercussions she continues, her voice adopting a slightly harsher tone compared to usual.]

For they are fearless people. They may only be puny humans but they also have the biggest hearts!

[3]



[Perhaps there was a slight blip or a mistake that was enough to cause some trouble. Perhaps the whole mission was a huge disaster. Whatever it is there’s one princess by your side, her hands curled into fists and a slight furrow of her brows.]

You mustn’t allow this to get you down!

[Pep talk? Pep talk.]

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[no_wan_no_life]

What unusual color.

[Lan can't help but be curious. Alas, she knows so little about cooking, she's probably in for a deadly surprise.]

Are you sure it will taste good?

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[foreheadboy]

M-Miss Nia, perhaps you should... find other ways to assist the crew. I'm sure you have talents that might be best put to use elsewhere...

[He eyes the food warily. He can almost swear its moving.]

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[ex_trustful547]

I'm positive! [Nia smiles, positivity radiating from her. If only Nia knew exactly what most people thought of her cooking.]

You will try some, won't you?

[ex_trustful547]

Good afternoon, Rossiu! [She beams brightly for a moment before a more solemn expression crosses her face, her eyes moving down towards the dish in front of her.]

Is there a problem with this? I'm not sure what else I would be helpful with.

[foreheadboy]

W-Well... how to put it...

[It was... hard to bring Nia to account for her faults, given how innocent she was. Might make one seem mean if done badly...]

Why necessarily limit yourself to cooking? There are a number of other jobs you could do... Morale, scheduling, laundry, um...

[Perhaps something less potentially degrading?]

Scout?

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[no_wan_no_life]

Of course. I am always ready to experience new facets of life.

[Lan takes a wad of... something and puts it in her mouth.

She immediately becomes as off-color as the food she just tried.]

[ex_trustful547]

[Whilst all of those options certainly sound lovely Nia can't help but think that perhaps cooking suits her best. No one seems to have had a problem with it (if only she knew) and helping a lot of people at once was a nice feeling.

That is until another option catches her interest.]

Scout? And what does a scout do?

[ex_trustful547]

[If Nia has noticed how off-colour she's become she's polite enough not to comment on it, instead choosing to gaze hopefully at the girl in front of her.]

How is it?

[foreheadboy]

Well, a scout is one who explores ahead... makes sure things are safe, or finds something that might help the wider group. Like if we were heading into new territory, we would send out a scout to get information on the landscape. Right?

[no_wan_no_life]

Earth... cannot be underestimated...

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[whats_a_paladin]

Claymore Boomerang!

[Suddenly a large spinning blade is flying towards the enemy robot, hitting its arm! It severs the hand, causing it to start falling - but then a red mech rushes in on a giant motorbike, and catches the hand and Nia within it!]

Are you alright?

[ex_trustful547]

That sounds like a wonderful role! Protecting everyone is important to me.

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[bulletwithgundamwings]

[[It was worse than just 'a little mistake'. Hiiro just offed a bunch of pacifist diplomats, thinking they were the bad dudes.]]

My opinion on the matter is irrelevant. The mission was a failure.

[foreheadboy]

From what I understand, its not too dangerous either. As long as you remember to keep your distance, there shouldn't be any threat.

[ex_trustful547]

[That wasn't the reaction she was looking for...]

Miss Lan, is there something wrong?

[no_wan_no_life]

It tastes like all the bitterness in the world...

[ex_trustful547]

[This was far from the ideal situation. Being captured once again was one thing but being held in the hand of something that could easily crush her in seconds was another. Unwavering hope and determination finally pays off as the hand is severed, although it doesn't stop that rush of panic coursing through her as it seems as though she's going to fall alongside it.

Luckily for her it seems as though she has a saviour.]

I'm okay, thank you. [She sounds relieved. Falling to her death would be a messy way to go out.]

Oh boy

[ex_trustful547]

[Accidents happen. Sure, offing pacifist diplomats was very, very bad and really not very nice at all but if he made a mistake, who was Nia to judge? Didn't all humans make mistakes?]

Hiiro-san. [Sharp and polite.]

Both you and I, we're both humans are we not? I'm positive that anyone could have made that error.

[ex_trustful547]

I shall add this as a secondary role to my main task. Thank you for your advice, Rossiu. It has been very insightful!

[ex_trustful547]

Is it not supposed to taste like that? [She thought it was. Oops.]

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[bulletwithgundamwings]

I shouldn't have.

But it was a mistake that could not be prevented. Words won't fix this either.

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[can_not_fly]

[And here is Pit, eating the food with absolute abandon. He seems to not mind it at all. In fact, he seems to like it.

The stomach of angels is clearly not to be underestimated]

Hmmm! This is pretty good! [He exclaims in the middle of two bites] Gotta work on the presentation, but it's great! [And downing another huge spoonful happily]

[no_wan_no_life]

I believe it is a little too bitter for my taste.

[Definitely more than just a little.]

[foreheadboy]

P-Perhaps you should make it your main one, so you can focus on it...

[ex_trustful547]

Everyone makes mistakes. It's part of being a human, is it not? Hiiro-san, please don't berate yourself for a mistake.

[ex_trustful547]

[Nia is absolutely delighted that someone seems to be enjoying her cooking! Her eyes are lit up with sparkles, there's a smile on her face and it seems as though nothing can get her down! She's mentally making notes of his suggestions too!]

I'm glad you like it! Does it taste okay?

[ex_trustful547]

But then who would take over my current role?

[ex_trustful547]

I'm very sorry. Perhaps next time I'll do better.

[foreheadboy]

There are people who already cook and... maybe I could cover for you a while? Until you see whether or not you like being a scout?

[no_wan_no_life]

[Seeing Nia sad is too heartbreaking. Must salvage the situation somehow!]

N... no, it is alright!

It was not to my taste, but I am sure others will like it. I am simply not used to Earth cuisine, that's all!

[ex_trustful547]

You're too kind Rossiu. I would like that very much if it's okay with you? I wouldn't want to bother you.

[ex_trustful547]

[If anything that perks the former princess up again and she offers a small smile.]

What kind of things do you like to eat, Miss Lan? I'll do my very best to make it to your tastes!

[foreheadboy]

I-It's perfectly fine Miss Nia! Not a bother at all!

[And he may have just spared the crew for the next few weeks, all being well...]

[no_wan_no_life]

The BWH burgers.

[A glint appears in Lan's eye.]

[whats_a_paladin]

Great. I was worried for a second that I messed up. I'm just a puny human, after all.

[Raynor catches the sword, spinning back to him, with his free hand - the name "boomerang" wasn't just for show. At the same time he turns the bike around loudly, facing the enemy he just attacked again.]

They're coming in. Please be careful.

[ex_trustful547]

[Hooray! Everyone is saved from certain food related stomach complaints! But there's one problem.]

I already started preparing for tonight's meal...

[Just a minor hitch.]

[ex_trustful547]

A... BWH burger? What exactly is a BWH burger, Miss Lan?

[ex_trustful547]

[All she's able to do so far is to try and be less of a disturbance than she already is in the current situation. That means sitting back and holding on tight or now.]

I understand.

[If Raynor is at all offended by her 'puny human' remark she hasn't quite picked up on it, more concerned with the matters at hand.]

[foreheadboy]

Don't worry, I can... handle it. You should consult people about maybe organising a scout operation or something.

[can_not_fly]

It tastes really strange, but good! I have no idea what you put in this, but it's pretty great!

[ex_trustful547]

Today?

Ah, I understand! I should get to work as soon as possible!

[foreheadboy]

Then I wish you luck Miss Nia, and I hope all goes well.

[ex_trustful547]

[The 'strange' comment is a little strange to Nia but... well, at least he likes it.]

Thank you. I can make more things like that!

[no_wan_no_life]

It is a "burger" prepared at a restaurant known as Be With Hiroshi, or BWH for short.

Its recipe is a closely guarded secret.

[ex_trustful547]

Without the recipe I may not be able to make it.

[no_wan_no_life]

Then we will have to acquire it somehow.

[whats_a_paladin]

[Nah, it seems to be just a good-natured poke more than anything. Besides, he has more pressing concerns...]

There's a compartment for passengers on the bike. You can hide there... Though one way or another, I won't let them come close.

Paragon of Honor! Change, Paladin form!

[The robot's colors change from red and gold to white and gold - and in addition to its sword, it has a shield now. Raynor gets off the bike, readying to meet the incoming enemy.]

[bulletwithgundamwings]

[[Hiiro just glares at her for a moment. Unlike the others, she's more concerned with his mental well being, rather than the gravity of his mistake.

And while he could, and should explain this to her, he can also grasp, simply from her demeanor, that it would be akin to arguing with a wall. He'll explain, and she'll insist that a mistake is human.]]

I still have to deal with the consequences.

[ex_trustful547]

Perhaps if you could describe what it tastes like we could figure out the ingredients, Miss Lan.