[Ashe is sliding down and jumping the drops of the mountain with her board, a happy exultant grin in her face as she dodges rocks and holes with skillful banking]

Woooo! This is pretty fun! How's Chris doing, Model A?

[The Biometal looks back to find Chris... and blanches as much as a metal rhomboid can blanch]

Ummm... better have a look yourself, Ashe.