Another weird OC for SRWU

[jianai]

[1]
[You're doing something troublesome. Peeling potatoes in the kitchen? Fixing a mecha? Bandaging up wounded before they bleed to death? It makes no difference because suddenly!]

Hello there. My name is Ren Ubuntu. Allow me to lend a hand if you don't mind?

[A weird person appears. Are those horns real? Not waiting for your answer, Ren starts to help with whatever you're doing.]

[2]
[Time for a mecha piloting exercise.]

I'm sorry, I wish I could turn it off. It... gets rather embarassing sometimes, really.

[Ren's training Genoace has a golden halo around its head for some reason. It's like an orthodox icon. If those were mobile suits.]

[3]
Oh my. Really?

So we're doing this now?

[Ren wants to use gender-segregated facilities, like a bathroom or a changing room. Despite the choice words, this weird horned person seems amused rather than annoyed. Then they just turn for the room with a shorter waiting line.]

[4]
[Combat prompt. And it's not doing well.

Someone just suffered from a deadly hit - beam saber to the cockpit, giant beam, this kind of thing. It could be an ally. It could be you. But as it happens, a flash of light momentarily blinds everyone.]

Ahh... ahh... I made it! Just in time.

[The pilot who was to suffer the killing blow is totally unhurt - even if their ride is still damaged. While Ren stands nearby, looking relieved. And also covered in blood, huge gaping wounds covering their body.]

Thank... goodness...

[Collapse.]

Comments

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[majestic_keiki]

[The troublesome thing in question was the careful mixing of Italian meringue. Something that got quite interrupted by the sudden appearance of a horned person.]

Ah. [There's a long, stunned silence.] I'm Kei Kugimiya...

2

[empress_without_a_throne]

Don't worry. It's fine.

[And just to prove the point, the slightly-smaller but much more serviceable DuskBird's chest cavity opens up... exposing a chamber on the inside far larger than it is on the outside, full of inert machinery and a single raised black throne in the center, complete with the Abyss Empress herself in regal clothing sitting on it.]

I mean, I've got this going on too.

3

[savagelinks]

[What the...]

H-hey! You! You're in the wrong line!

3

[mechanic_princess]

...You too, huh.

[And who should be waiting in the line for the men's showers but-the most beautiful woman you've ever seen.]

3

[brought_it_back]

Public restrooms are an ancient invention, dating back to the time of the ancient greeks and romans. They are located all over the world, and are frequently gender-segregated.

[A beat.]

...You have horns.

3

[delouser]

Doing what, exactly?

2)

[sang_av_helten]

... There is a halo above your machine's head.

[The obvious was stated by the mysterious pilot of the large and heavy, yet somehow graceful machine opposite of the Genoace. Its hand stretches out to poke at the aforementioned halo.]