Going to queen_of_hearts

[mistressurd]

1. *Vine*



So, anyone know what a Goddess can do to have some fun around here?

2. *Action*



*You have a crush on a girl, but cannot bring yourself to tell her. As you are walking away after seeing her, Urd appears right in your face.*

I know you that like her.


3. *Action*



*You are walking, minding your own business when you spot Urd sunbathing. Why a bronze Goddess like herself needs to sunbath topless is beyond you. Urd spots you, and turns to look at you, pushing her sunglasses down.*

Enjoying the view?

Comments

3...for the lolz, although two also is a good idea

[fionna_time]

[Fionna was minding her own business (REALLY!) when she spots a girl who's tanning. She stared a little...mostly because, well, the garden was distinctly missing people of color. She missed that about Ooo...at least people were pink and junk].

Me? Sure! I guess you're going for an even tan, right? That's why, uh, you have your top off!

[mistressurd]

*Urd makes no move to cover herself. Instead she leans up and turns to fully face Fionna.*

I'm naturally this color. I just enjoy the feeling of the sun on my bare skin.

[fionna_time]

[Whoa, she was close. But Fionna didn't have any reason to be shy or anything, right? Even if she was really pretty and smelled sorta nice and whatnot.]

It's a real nice color, actually! The sun makes you look all nice and brown! So how are you liking it here?

[mistressurd]

Thank you. My looks is something I pride myself in. No one else is as exotic as I am back home.

*She pushes her sunglasses back on and stretches, pushing her chest towards Fionna. Underneath her glasses she watches for Fionna's reaction.*

It's not so bad. I miss the hustle and bustle of the city though. Oh, and no men is a little bit of a downer.

[fionna_time]

[Fionna flushes pretty bad here. She was pretty bad when it came to, well, anyone flirting with her, which actually, up till now, had not happened before. Up close, Fionna could see Urd pretty prominently, and wasn't quite sure where to look].

You can still have fun without men! Wait, that kinda came out wrong! I mean, its still nice here, trust me!

[mistressurd]

*Urd chuckled under her breath.*

I know you can have ~fun~ without men. I just enjoy them running into poles as I pass them by.

*She laid on her side, one arm keeping her upper body off the ground. She wondered if Fionna would catch that she was openly posing for the young girl.*

It is nice and peaceful I suppose. Reminds me of heaven.

[fionna_time]

[Phew! Narrow save there! Or was it? Urd was...a little confusing, and he was really pretty. She had to ask her something].

What, uh, do you do in your world? Are you a model?

[Must stop staring].

[mistressurd]

*Urd smiled, enjoying how flustered she was making Fionna.*

A model? Oh no. I'm nothing like that. I am a Goddess.

*A bust of wind blows, making her hair dance.*

[fionna_time]

[Now Fionna was definitely staring, shocked by this revelation].

Wait, seriously? Like, up in heaven and all that jazz?

[mistressurd]

*Urd then floats into the air, and lays on her stomach, proping herself on her elbows in the air, and showing lots of cleavage.*

Yes, all that jazz.

[fionna_time]

[Fionna laughed a little nervously]

My bad du-I mean, wait, I didn't get your name! I'm Fionna! Nice to meet you!

[How do you greet a goddess anyway? Bow? Shake hands? What?]

[mistressurd]

My name is Urd, Goddess of Love and desireself appointed.

[fionna_time]

Nice to meet you!

So what exactly is it a goddess of love and desire does anyway?

[mistressurd]

Take a guess my dear.

[fionna_time]

Romance?

[mistressurd]

Exactly. I help people find, be, and satisfy, their true love.

[fionna_time]

Well that seems pretty nice! You probably have helped a lot of people then! It's a good thing you're coming this place!

I think lotsa people will need your help actually.

[mistressurd]

I have a lot of satisfied customers.

I can imagine. So many people expericing their firest lesbian relationships.

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[crown_of_thorns]

[HOW THE HELL DO YOU KNOW ABOUT INORI-SAN, STRANGE WOMAN?!]

W-What?! H-How do you know!?

[It's really obvious Shu.]

[mistressurd]

*It's so obvious it hurts*

Because I'm a Goddess.

[crown_of_thorns]

A-a Goddess? ... So I guess it would be obvious, huh?

[He's not sure on what to feel about this.]

[mistressurd]

Especially to the Goddess of love.

[crown_of_thorns]

Guess there was really no point in trying to hide it than...

[mistressurd]

So, why do you like her so much?

[crown_of_thorns]

W-well...she helped me find the courage to protect everyone. She helped me change who I was and to open up to others and for them to open up to me.