Going to queen_of_hearts

[mistressurd]

1. *Vine*



So, anyone know what a Goddess can do to have some fun around here?

2. *Action*



*You have a crush on a girl, but cannot bring yourself to tell her. As you are walking away after seeing her, Urd appears right in your face.*

I know you that like her.


3. *Action*



*You are walking, minding your own business when you spot Urd sunbathing. Why a bronze Goddess like herself needs to sunbath topless is beyond you. Urd spots you, and turns to look at you, pushing her sunglasses down.*

Enjoying the view?

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[fionna_time]

[Phew! Narrow save there! Or was it? Urd was...a little confusing, and he was really pretty. She had to ask her something].

What, uh, do you do in your world? Are you a model?

[Must stop staring].

[mistressurd]

*Urd smiled, enjoying how flustered she was making Fionna.*

A model? Oh no. I'm nothing like that. I am a Goddess.

*A bust of wind blows, making her hair dance.*

[fionna_time]

[Now Fionna was definitely staring, shocked by this revelation].

Wait, seriously? Like, up in heaven and all that jazz?

[mistressurd]

*Urd then floats into the air, and lays on her stomach, proping herself on her elbows in the air, and showing lots of cleavage.*

Yes, all that jazz.

[fionna_time]

[Fionna laughed a little nervously]

My bad du-I mean, wait, I didn't get your name! I'm Fionna! Nice to meet you!

[How do you greet a goddess anyway? Bow? Shake hands? What?]

[mistressurd]

My name is Urd, Goddess of Love and desireself appointed.

[fionna_time]

Nice to meet you!

So what exactly is it a goddess of love and desire does anyway?

[mistressurd]

Take a guess my dear.

[fionna_time]

Romance?

[mistressurd]

Exactly. I help people find, be, and satisfy, their true love.

[fionna_time]

Well that seems pretty nice! You probably have helped a lot of people then! It's a good thing you're coming this place!

I think lotsa people will need your help actually.

[mistressurd]

I have a lot of satisfied customers.

I can imagine. So many people expericing their firest lesbian relationships.

[fionna_time]

Awesome!

Yeah, I bet! Heck, I got a friend who will probably be the most difficult of all!

[mistressurd]

*Urd turned herself upside down, laying on her back now.*

You don't have to play around with me. I know you mean yourself.

[fionna_time]

[And now Fionna was back to sputtering]

N-no, not me! It really is a friend of mine. Heck, i don;t even know what I'd do if a girl liked me!

[mistressurd]

That's why I am here.

*Urd presses her arms into her chest, pushing out her boobs*

[fionna_time]

[ALL THE BLUSHES]

W-what does that have to do with anything?

[mistressurd]

I will teach you everything there is on how to court the woman you have your I on.

[fionna_time]

I don't have my eye on anyone! Too busy being an adventurer!

[A lie, but one even she didn't know was one yet.

[mistressurd]

An adventurer? How exciting.

[fionna_time]

It is! Or, well, it would be if we had more awesome stuff happening. It can be dull sometimes, so the interesting stuff happens really with all the girls that are here already!

[mistressurd]

I see. So, your special princess was in another castle while at home huh?

[fionna_time]

Huh? What do you mean?

[mistressurd]

Well, I'm sure you only rescued princes and stuff back home, no one to your actual tastes.

[fionna_time]

My princes were fine! They were awesome and totally date able!

I dunno what my tastes are though. Still figuring that out, ya know?