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testrun_box2014-09-25 10:55 pm
onionventure) wrote in testrun_box2014-09-25 10:55 pm
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General Testrun for fun
1)
[The sound of roaring, rushing water fills the air. Before you within the verdant greenery lies a rocky path as well as a very violent river. Not only that of course but a very steep drop as well not too far away. However that is probably not what would be drawing your attention. Rather what happens to be sitting on a rock not too far from the river would be a far more curious sight.]
Hmmm...... hmmmm.... hmm....
[There upon a moss covered stone was a rather rotund figure. Whether the man was actually rather weighty or it was merely the shape of his armor it was hard to tell, but whatever the case he still resembles... an onion. The man was some kind of onion knight. A large two handed sword lay next to him as well as a small, spiked shield as he stared at the rapids, apparently lost in thought.]
2)
[Whether it be deep in some wild, overgrown jungle, a horrifically poisonous swamp, a constantly burning wasteland or some other forsaken deathscape you come across Siegmeyer. He doesn't seem to notice you. In fact he doesn't seem to notice anything around him really. Not the temperature, nor the beasts that roam the area nor whatever else would torment anyone here. You wonder how he is able to take such horrific climes and just not budge an inch. Moving closer however you discover something even more shocking.]
Zzzzzzz.... zzz....
[Siegmeyer was asleep. Somehow despite every horrific thing about the area he somehow managed to fall asleep whilst standing upright in the very middle of a danger ridden landscape without even drawing attention of the locals to himself!]
3)
[There was a battle. Emphasis on was as it was winding down. You may wonder why.]
RAAAAAAAAAAH! FALL TO ME YOU FIENDS!!
I AM SIEGMEYER OF CATARINA! AND YOU SHALL TASTE OF MY STEEL!
[While it wasn't all thanks to Siegmeyer, his enthusiasm and drive definitely counted for quite a bit in seeing off quite a number of the attackers. A large number of them believed him to be a fool given the comical appearance of his armor and found quite a large amount of their blood slowly trailing down the rounded curves of the armor with every swing of his mighty blade. The last of which he was chasing off before he slowed down to a halt, panting tiredly as he slammed his blade into the ground.]
Quite the battle.... quite the battle indeed.
[He lets out a heavy exhale as he leans against his blade.]
I am... quite exhausted. A bit too plump to give chase like I used to.
[The sound of roaring, rushing water fills the air. Before you within the verdant greenery lies a rocky path as well as a very violent river. Not only that of course but a very steep drop as well not too far away. However that is probably not what would be drawing your attention. Rather what happens to be sitting on a rock not too far from the river would be a far more curious sight.]
Hmmm...... hmmmm.... hmm....
[There upon a moss covered stone was a rather rotund figure. Whether the man was actually rather weighty or it was merely the shape of his armor it was hard to tell, but whatever the case he still resembles... an onion. The man was some kind of onion knight. A large two handed sword lay next to him as well as a small, spiked shield as he stared at the rapids, apparently lost in thought.]
2)
[Whether it be deep in some wild, overgrown jungle, a horrifically poisonous swamp, a constantly burning wasteland or some other forsaken deathscape you come across Siegmeyer. He doesn't seem to notice you. In fact he doesn't seem to notice anything around him really. Not the temperature, nor the beasts that roam the area nor whatever else would torment anyone here. You wonder how he is able to take such horrific climes and just not budge an inch. Moving closer however you discover something even more shocking.]
Zzzzzzz.... zzz....
[Siegmeyer was asleep. Somehow despite every horrific thing about the area he somehow managed to fall asleep whilst standing upright in the very middle of a danger ridden landscape without even drawing attention of the locals to himself!]
3)
[There was a battle. Emphasis on was as it was winding down. You may wonder why.]
RAAAAAAAAAAH! FALL TO ME YOU FIENDS!!
I AM SIEGMEYER OF CATARINA! AND YOU SHALL TASTE OF MY STEEL!
[While it wasn't all thanks to Siegmeyer, his enthusiasm and drive definitely counted for quite a bit in seeing off quite a number of the attackers. A large number of them believed him to be a fool given the comical appearance of his armor and found quite a large amount of their blood slowly trailing down the rounded curves of the armor with every swing of his mighty blade. The last of which he was chasing off before he slowed down to a halt, panting tiredly as he slammed his blade into the ground.]
Quite the battle.... quite the battle indeed.
[He lets out a heavy exhale as he leans against his blade.]
I am... quite exhausted. A bit too plump to give chase like I used to.
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[Chris walks up to the knight and pushes - trying to knock him off balance!]
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[Bonk! Chris slams her hand against the helmet from the side.]
Ow ow ow.
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Yeeg!
[The sound of something hitting his helmet brought an instant reaction as his hand all but swooped towards the hilt of his sword. Then he got a better look at Chris who was currently in pain.]
Oh dear... Young madam, are you alright? Your hand isn't badly injured is it?
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[Parts of the volcanic territory are still burning.]
Is this really a place to fall asleep?
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[He sounded somewhat embarrassed, but seriously though. The place is practically on fire and he says is warm.]
Still, the ground has always been a comforting pillow.
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[The lava isn't that close by... but then, you don't need to be submerged in it to feel the heat!]
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[Did he take that as an insult? The Knights of Catarina tend to get somewhat irritated when people point out the whole onion thing.]
I believe I understand completely now. Forgive me for worrying you young Madam. I suppose that after adventuring for so long I am very used to discomforting climes.
Why I would say I am quite at home in them.
Hah hah hah hah!
Do not worry, I can take care of myself quite well.
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Well. I took care of all the ones I could find, but there might be more lurking around somewhere.
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[Siegmeyer sounded very genuinely embarasssed about making Chris take care of all the work on her own.]
I truly do need to repay you for this.
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[Well, more like melee monsters are a poor match for dual chainguns, but details.]