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[forgivethemtheirpain]

1)

*You're on your way... somewhere, when you see a girl waving at you from the beach.*

Wow, look at the ocean here! It's so nice, isn't it? ♥

2)

*Maybe you've walked in on Lucia -- in her room, in the shower, whatever. Maybe she's walked in on you. Maybe you tripped and fell on her. In any case, it's probably a huge misunderstanding, but...*

PERVERT!

*...that doesn't save you from the slap, broom, or flung bucket coming your way.*

3)

Blah, blah, blah. I know I got my homework in late! Isn't it more important to be fighting Shadows and getting home, anyway? I shouldn't even have to do this!

4)

No matter what I do or how powerful I'm supposed to be... I can't do a thing to get us out of here. This is wrong, isn't it?

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[nomen_est_numen]

Why yes, she did walk in on him. Said 'him' being a giant anthropomorphic bird who apparently knew a bathhouse when he saw one but, being royalty from ancient China, disregarded any warning signage that might have otherwise stopped him just wandering in. At any rate, there he is, taking stock of all the bathing accoutrements. The scream might have startled him, but the flung bucket is promptly and effortlessly sliced in half before it even reaches him.

"How dare you, you--" His affronted hissing is broken off as he actually sees his assailant. "...you..." he flounders.

"What... are you?" he finishes, staring with unabashed curiosity.

He still has the weapon that he'd sliced the bucket in half with, a polearm with a long, wavy blade, now dangling disregarded from his right... er...wing?

For something completely different... 4!

[totallynotapervert]

...well, of course it is, but hey, we'll be out when this place gets bored with us or the threat is gone. Either way its a waiting game for all of us.