For imperial_saga

[the_plan_must_continue]

#1


Most interesting, this crystal.

It'll be useful for keeping in touch with Lord Xykon. Or perhaps for negotiations.

I am... You know what? Just call me Redcloak. Seriously, everyone else has for decades. I DO have a name you know...

Anyways. I represent the goblin peoples of the swamplands of Karemond.

I will make this clear now: I do not like humans. Your actions against our peoples have been horrific beyond measure. However, I am not a goblin incapable of reason, and I am open to fair negotiations to produce a better state for my people, not that I expect any of you to take the offer.

#2

*This diner is, by all definitions, very seedy. It's most famous for its horrifically bad coffee. Here is where some humans willing to go into less-reputable places - and smart enough to not say things that could get them attacked by the twenty-some customers and staff inside - might find Redcloak, pouring over a small swarm of documents from a corner booth.*

Who made this plan, seriously, it's very inefficient...

#3


*Tight quarters in an underground cave system form the backdrop for this wing of a moderate-scale battle between a sizeable goblin force and your army. The goblins are on an entrenched defense, and behind a small team of swordsgoblins stands a cleric.*

Good idea, going for the not-at-all-secret side path that'd allow you to strike my forces in a pincer formation.

Too bad I saw it coming, really. Once I take you down, victory will be assured!

Comments

[nomen_est_numen]

"Yes, but why on earth would you want to communicate with that twit?"

And this is Shen being civil.

1

[grandtheftmecha]

I'm not inclined to trust goblins for fair negotiations, so I guess it's a good thing I'm no politician.

2

[helldoken]

Dress up in the skin of enemy soldiers, go up to them, pretend that we're friends, and give 'em a good stab straight through the spine.

It's genius. Shut up.

[And here comes Black Mage who decides, yes, he will sit in front of Redcloak today.]

#2

[force_and_style]

...Didn't I wreck this place up in the prequel? I'm not sure rebuilding it was the best move on their part. I'm still kind of angry about the whole 'taste buds' thing, you know.