And Cubey's final SRWU OC is...
[1]
Hmm hmm. What's this? I swear that store wasn't there yesterday!
[Brye's on a shopping trip, and you're either there as company/bad habit enabling, or as a pack mule. In latter's case, you get slowly weighted down as she keeps buying things...]
Come on, let's check it out!

[2]
Okay, how to put it so there's no misunderstanding. Let me try, here goes.
[Bryanne is talking to a jerk - some kind of horrible person, high profile or not, doesn't matter. Maybe you're the jerk.]
You're a jerk, you know that.
You're just throwing your weight around like some kind of sandbox bully. But it's not preschool anymore, even if you mentally belong in one.
[Consequences or apparent threat level of the other person make no difference here.]

[3]
Come on... just a little bit closer... just a little more...
[It's a battle, and Brye's Gespenst TT is currently running away from the enemies, juking and dodging wildly to evade their attacks.]
...
There! I have you now!
[But as it passes over a suspicious patch of ground, and the enemies follow - suddenly smoke bombs hidden underneath explode! And they fire more than just smoke... the enemies find their sensors blocked by sticky blobs of tar. Here comes the T-Link Rippers to finish them off!
...
And some of the foes still survive, and fire back quite furiously.]

A, haha... help?
Hmm hmm. What's this? I swear that store wasn't there yesterday!
[Brye's on a shopping trip, and you're either there as company/bad habit enabling, or as a pack mule. In latter's case, you get slowly weighted down as she keeps buying things...]
Come on, let's check it out!
[2]
Okay, how to put it so there's no misunderstanding. Let me try, here goes.
[Bryanne is talking to a jerk - some kind of horrible person, high profile or not, doesn't matter. Maybe you're the jerk.]
You're a jerk, you know that.
You're just throwing your weight around like some kind of sandbox bully. But it's not preschool anymore, even if you mentally belong in one.
[Consequences or apparent threat level of the other person make no difference here.]
[3]
Come on... just a little bit closer... just a little more...
[It's a battle, and Brye's Gespenst TT is currently running away from the enemies, juking and dodging wildly to evade their attacks.]
...
There! I have you now!
[But as it passes over a suspicious patch of ground, and the enemies follow - suddenly smoke bombs hidden underneath explode! And they fire more than just smoke... the enemies find their sensors blocked by sticky blobs of tar. Here comes the T-Link Rippers to finish them off!
...
And some of the foes still survive, and fire back quite furiously.]
A, haha... help?