And Cubey's final SRWU OC is...

[duetsavvy]

[1]
Hmm hmm. What's this? I swear that store wasn't there yesterday!

[Brye's on a shopping trip, and you're either there as company/bad habit enabling, or as a pack mule. In latter's case, you get slowly weighted down as she keeps buying things...]

Come on, let's check it out!


[2]
Okay, how to put it so there's no misunderstanding. Let me try, here goes.

[Bryanne is talking to a jerk - some kind of horrible person, high profile or not, doesn't matter. Maybe you're the jerk.]

You're a jerk, you know that.

You're just throwing your weight around like some kind of sandbox bully. But it's not preschool anymore, even if you mentally belong in one.

[Consequences or apparent threat level of the other person make no difference here.]


[3]
Come on... just a little bit closer... just a little more...

[It's a battle, and Brye's Gespenst TT is currently running away from the enemies, juking and dodging wildly to evade their attacks.]

...

There! I have you now!

[But as it passes over a suspicious patch of ground, and the enemies follow - suddenly smoke bombs hidden underneath explode! And they fire more than just smoke... the enemies find their sensors blocked by sticky blobs of tar. Here comes the T-Link Rippers to finish them off!

...

And some of the foes still survive, and fire back quite furiously.]


A, haha... help?

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[pulledplug]

Got your back!

[Those enemies might still be firing on Bryanne, but she's not alone on the battlefield! A blue blur is charging at the enemies flank; it's the Wagner, both swords drawn as it sweeps by, cutting into their ranks in one swift crossing!]

And got their butts too!

[duetsavvy]

Ahh... this was supposed to work. Why didn't it work?

[Brye glances at a blip on her radar.]

Thanks for the save, but it looks like we're not done here yet.

[pulledplug]

Right. Time to let Jerkwad McGee's buddies get a taste of what got him too!

[The Wagner moves to head off the next round of baddies, but it stops to turn back to Bryanne.]

You comin'?

[duetsavvy]

[The spinning rippers reassemble in front of the Gespenst and return to their usual holding place.

You don't have to ask tell twice.

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[holdthefuture]

Eh? I'm very sure that was there yesterd-

[Too late. Lenore chooses to follow the energetic shopper anyway. But even for a Kijin, balancing all this stuff is not easy. Her ears droop noticeably as she steps forward.]

Wait! Please...slow down!

[duetsavvy]

Slow down? Why? You know the faster we get there, the better the deals!

[holdthefuture]

Well.

There is this feeling of Deja Vu...you know, like we have been here before...

[Said from behind the stack of boxes in her hands.]

[duetsavvy]

There's only one way to be sure. Eii!

[With a small jump, Brye adds another box to the stack.]

[holdthefuture]

Ah- if you keep doing that, it'll...!

[The tower of boxes wobbles. Lenore takes a step back and manages to avoid a disaster...for now.]

H-How long are you planning to keep at this?

[duetsavvy]

Don't worry, don't worry. It's the last place we're checking out today!

[Wait, if the two did not visit the store yet, then when did this new box come from?]

[holdthefuture]

That's...what you said the last time. And this is not getting any smaller...

[She doesn't know how much longer she can hold this if more of those pop up randomly like that. But, if someone needs help...]

Alright. But this is the last one...I'm putting this down right after.

[professional_weedkiller]

Right. Let's find it...What kind of shop are we looking for anyway?

[duetsavvy]

The most glorious kind, of course!

[Brye walks with proud energetic steps and spreads her arms wide in front of... a gag and pranks store.]

Think of all the wonders that lie within.

[professional_weedkiller]

Oh.

A good one? You seemed really excited about it...Got anybody in mind as a target for pranks?

[duetsavvy]

If I tell, that makes the prank less effective, doesn't it?

[professional_weedkiller]

True. It should be fun to see it!

[duetsavvy]

Excellent. Wait a second, okay?

[Brye runs inside, and returns after a minute while holding a bag full of things.]

Here, look what I've got.

[professional_weedkiller]

[You don't need to say that twice, Yeong is already looking as well as she can before it's presented for her to do so.]

...Is that a fake nose and mustache?

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[biscuit_strongk]

[It's getting harder and harder to see Bismarck under the piles of stuff she's carrying.]

Geez! To use one such as me in this disrespectful fashion-I am nothing more to you than a common workhorse?!

[duetsavvy]

You got the wrong idea here! Shopping is a sacred ritual. Through it, eternal bonds are formed!

And one person doing all the carrying is part of it.

[biscuit_strongk]

-Ah! Is that so?

Then, lead the way! This Bismarck will lend you her strength in the ancient ritual of shopping!

[She bought it completely]

[duetsavvy]

Y-yes! That's the thing!

[Wow, really? She is easier to trick than Brye thought. Time to take mental note of that.]

Well then, let's go!

[biscuit_strongk]

Yes! For whether it is commerce raiding, battle, or even shopping, this Bismarck shall reign supreme!

[Bismarck never successfully raided commerce.]

[duetsavvy]

Isn't shopping a bit like commerce raiding? Only you have to pay.

Now, I need an outfit for summer so there's more where those came from!

[Brye gestures at the box pile.]

[biscuit_strongk]

...Another outfit? Is something wrong with your current one?