And Cubey's final SRWU OC is...

[duetsavvy]

[1]
Hmm hmm. What's this? I swear that store wasn't there yesterday!

[Brye's on a shopping trip, and you're either there as company/bad habit enabling, or as a pack mule. In latter's case, you get slowly weighted down as she keeps buying things...]

Come on, let's check it out!


[2]
Okay, how to put it so there's no misunderstanding. Let me try, here goes.

[Bryanne is talking to a jerk - some kind of horrible person, high profile or not, doesn't matter. Maybe you're the jerk.]

You're a jerk, you know that.

You're just throwing your weight around like some kind of sandbox bully. But it's not preschool anymore, even if you mentally belong in one.

[Consequences or apparent threat level of the other person make no difference here.]


[3]
Come on... just a little bit closer... just a little more...

[It's a battle, and Brye's Gespenst TT is currently running away from the enemies, juking and dodging wildly to evade their attacks.]

...

There! I have you now!

[But as it passes over a suspicious patch of ground, and the enemies follow - suddenly smoke bombs hidden underneath explode! And they fire more than just smoke... the enemies find their sensors blocked by sticky blobs of tar. Here comes the T-Link Rippers to finish them off!

...

And some of the foes still survive, and fire back quite furiously.]


A, haha... help?

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[biscuit_strongk]

Yes! For whether it is commerce raiding, battle, or even shopping, this Bismarck shall reign supreme!

[Bismarck never successfully raided commerce.]

[duetsavvy]

Isn't shopping a bit like commerce raiding? Only you have to pay.

Now, I need an outfit for summer so there's more where those came from!

[Brye gestures at the box pile.]

[biscuit_strongk]

...Another outfit? Is something wrong with your current one?

[duetsavvy]

No, but it's better to have something lighter for hot weather - and it gets boring if you wear the same things all the time, right?

[biscuit_strongk]

Maybe, but spending all your money a half-dozen things you only use briefly is...[reminiscent of a certain man with a bad mustache.]

...wasteful.


-Wait. How many of these boxes are clothing?

[duetsavvy]

Some. A few? Okay... about a half?

[biscuit_strongk]

-Half?! You said these were all vital supplies!

Have you no shame, wasting precious resources on such ostentatious displays?!

[duetsavvy]

Clothes are vital! You can't just walk around naked, can you?

And it's okay, all of it comes from my pocket anyway.

[biscuit_strongk]

-What else did you lie to me about?! I'll not have you stain the sacred ritual of team shopping with tricks and falsehoods!

[duetsavvy]

Ah, but don't you know? Playing tricks on friends like that - that too is part of the ritual.

[biscuit_strongk]

Well now. Is that so...

[All anger fades from Bismarck's face. But the smile that returns...it is not a nice smile.]

[duetsavvy]

Ha ha ha... I'm sure this won't backfire on me in any way, shape or form...

[biscuit_strongk]

Here, catch.

[And as easily as someone might throw a set of keys, or a tennis ball, Bismarck tosses the entire collection of boxes she's been carrying at Brye.]

[duetsavvy]

Ah, karma strikes!

[A mad rush to grab as many boxes as possible!

It goes about as well as you'd expect.]