And Cubey's final SRWU OC is...

[duetsavvy]

[1]
Hmm hmm. What's this? I swear that store wasn't there yesterday!

[Brye's on a shopping trip, and you're either there as company/bad habit enabling, or as a pack mule. In latter's case, you get slowly weighted down as she keeps buying things...]

Come on, let's check it out!


[2]
Okay, how to put it so there's no misunderstanding. Let me try, here goes.

[Bryanne is talking to a jerk - some kind of horrible person, high profile or not, doesn't matter. Maybe you're the jerk.]

You're a jerk, you know that.

You're just throwing your weight around like some kind of sandbox bully. But it's not preschool anymore, even if you mentally belong in one.

[Consequences or apparent threat level of the other person make no difference here.]


[3]
Come on... just a little bit closer... just a little more...

[It's a battle, and Brye's Gespenst TT is currently running away from the enemies, juking and dodging wildly to evade their attacks.]

...

There! I have you now!

[But as it passes over a suspicious patch of ground, and the enemies follow - suddenly smoke bombs hidden underneath explode! And they fire more than just smoke... the enemies find their sensors blocked by sticky blobs of tar. Here comes the T-Link Rippers to finish them off!

...

And some of the foes still survive, and fire back quite furiously.]


A, haha... help?

Comments

[professional_weedkiller]

Yes. [Yeong nods quite happily in response, just reaching down to grab the bag again.]

...Sorry if anything broke when I dropped it.

[duetsavvy]

I wouldn't put anything breakable if I knew this'd happen, right?

[As soon as you touch it, serpentines fly off from the bag and a party horn toots loudly.]

Okay, okay, that was the last trick, I swear!

[professional_weedkiller]

[Yeong takes it in stride, picking the bag back up.]

They're fun anyway. They're actually clever. When I was a kid, nobody did anything more advanced than put a whoopie cushion right on the chair where everybody could see it.

[duetsavvy]

That's why you put a whoopie cushion under another one. No one will see it coming.

[Brye looks really satisfied with herself now.]

And yes, there's a lot of fake noses and moustaches in there. Glasses too. For all your looking ridiculous needs!

[professional_weedkiller]

I guess that makes sense. [The idea that people would notice when they removed the first one apparently never occurred to her.]

And they'll certainly help with that...I do wonder what they're for. I tried one once and the plastic chafed my nose.

[duetsavvy]

Ah. You can't wear it all day, that's why. Only a few minutes at most, at least not wirhout preparation... I think.

[professional_weedkiller]

I know...But it's still uncomfortable. I guess you do look silly with them, though.

[duetsavvy]

That's why you use this!

[Brye grabs a tube of something, lifting it up to the sky!]

... Okay actually that's joke glue for pranks, so don't use it.

[professional_weedkiller]

I wasn't planning on gluing a fake nose on...I'm not that stupid!

[duetsavvy]

No, of course not. The thing with joke glue is not letting others know it's glue until it's too late!

Or something. That sounded a bit dangerous, didn't it?

[professional_weedkiller]

Sounds tricky to manage anyway...What else would you say it was that made them smear it on their face?

[duetsavvy]

Hmm... skin care product?

[professional_weedkiller]

Yeah, that'd work. At least for people really into beauty or, like, suffering from bad skin.