Nonplussed bird is nonplussed. His eyes dart about in utter bafflement before finally returning to the girl standing before him.

"I, er..." Blinkblink. "Oh-kaaaaayyyy... I was simply going to ask you if you've seen any of my throwing knives. They look like this." Aaaand he pulls a knifeawgawd he's gonna shiv her, too--only not holding it like that he isn't. Indeed, he's merely holding the thing up for inspection.