[Gordon is definitely NOT six-foot-three, and is rather lean and thin for the height he does possess. That being said, he's surprisingly stable for the number of beers he's had. Although it does take him a moment to stop babbling.]

Then there's this time he dared me to blow up the microwave in the break room the next morning. Completely annihilated Magnesson's breakfast--what, who, you mean Barney?