Anemoi

[only_one_m]

-1-

[There's a wasp's nest in some really inconvenient location! You're COVERED IN BEES WASPS and probably freaking out about it, if not necessarily Cage-style. Samus, meanwhile, casually knocks down the nest and gets utterly swarmed. By the way, she is in her Power Suit.]

Aren't you overreacting? The insects on this planet are absurdly small due to atmospheric thinning, so most of them aren't a threat unless they have access to bare skin. On top of that, this species doesn't seem to have even a basic projectile acid sac. How do insects this tame and defenseless even survive in an ecosystem?

[Yeeeeeaaaahhh, she's not helping.]


-2-



[You're at a bar! That's really all. Being like 6'3", Samus is, unsurprisingly, not a lightweight. Old (war?) stories are being swapped. All freshly remembered. As you recall an old buddy of some sort, Samus is gravitating towards a bittersweet mood.]

I think I knew someone a bit like that once...


-3-



[Hey, roomie? Samus sleeps like this. Well, without the armor, but the pose, definitely.

Maybe it's kind of weirding you out.]


-4- SECRET GAG BONUS PROMPT



WARNING: SELF-DESTRUCT SEQUENCE ACTIVATED. FACILITY WILL SELF-DESTRUCT IN 5:00:00
4:59:00
4:58:00

Samus grabs you wordlessly while dashing out at very superhuman speed.]

Why does this always happen?!?

Comments

[only_one_m]

[After scaring her own wasps off with a few beam shots, Samus powers down out of the armor and holds up a stun gun. A few uncharged shots in the air around Nepeta seem to scramble the fuck out of the bugs, and also give Nepeta crazy raised-up static hair.]

There. Good as new.

[shipslikefedex]

[Her hair's had worse in it. She'll take it.]

Bluhhhh. Thanks! If these things were as tough as the monsters back on Alternia, I'd be one mew-tilated mess by now!

[only_one_m]

Have you ever considered getting training?

[shipslikefedex]

I'm purr-etty tough.

I can't deal with the little buzzy things, that's all. If they were big enough to fight, I'd be fine!