Voice testing. IDEK.

[lone_wolf_of_southtown]

1.

*Oh man, now you've done it. You've done something or other, and now you've gotten challenged by none other than the Lone Wolf of Southtown... to a game of basketball?*

Let's make this real interesting. Ever heard of "Horse?"

2.



*Yeah, Terry's kinda drunk now. Or maybe he isn't. Either way, he's demonstrating one of his little hidden talents whether you like it or not.*

Yeah, an' see that one, the girl over there? Definitely a 38-26-35. An' that one over there? 32-25-33. I'm tellin' you, I'm good at guessin' these things!


3.



*Looks like you're fighting for real now. Say what you will about the guy, but for someone who looks kinda like a bro he sure can fight elegantly. You two seem to have really knocked each other around by now.*

Not half shabby. You're actually giving me a run for my money. Props for that.

Comments

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[bejustorbedead]

...what?

[Ky glances over at Terry dubiously]

Why do you and how-?

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[lone_wolf_of_southtown]

It's all about obsverva -- obserba -- obobob -- it's all about LOOKIN', man. You can kinda EYEBALL it. And as fer why, why not? Plenty 'a hot women here, might as well take in th' eye candy right?

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[bejustorbedead]

[You're reminding him of that pirate. He gives a quiet sigh]

Somehow I don't think the women would appreciate that kind of eyeballing, Bogard.

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[lone_wolf_of_southtown]

Naaaaaah, 's all in good fun! I totally respect th' womens, you know. Especially when they hit hella hard. Ha! Man, I knew you'd say somethin' like that though, Ky.

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[chump_samurai]

[Shinsuke was still looking at the ball in vague confusion. Now he's looking around for a horse.]

Horse? Where?

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[lone_wolf_of_southtown]

No no no no, not *A* horse, just HORSE. Man, you'd think I'd remember to explain this crap to samurais better. I try to make a basket, and then you gotta try to make a basket in the same position. And every time one of us misses, we get a letter. First guy to spell out "H-O-R-S-E" loses.

...For the record, I mean throwing the ball INTO the basket, not actually MAKING one from scratch. Phew, glad I caught THAT one.

[chump_samurai]

A game about actually making baskets would be a pretty stupid game.

[First throw! Awkward and no where NEAR the basket.]

[lone_wolf_of_southtown]

Hah! Man, I know kids that could throw better than that. That's an H, pal!

*Same position, and throw. Nothing but net. He turns, lifting his hat cockily.*

Your move, hotshot.

[chump_samurai]

Yeah yeah. I just needed a throw to get the hang of it.

[The next throw...is just as far off, but on the other side. Shinsuke glares at the net like it has personally betrayed him.]

[lone_wolf_of_southtown]

Wow, dude, I can see why you took up the sword, 'cause you sure as hell don't got the aim for a bow.

*Unlike Terry, who nails this shot too.*

[chump_samurai]

How does a grown man justify being this good at this? Don't you have work to do or something?

[Third shot...little better, but it still bounces off the rim.]

[lone_wolf_of_southtown]

Hey, for some guys, this IS their work. Soundsl like the life, don't it? Me, I just played a lot. Don't like to work a 9 to 5 anyway, so I just get by on the part time stuff. Works fine for me.

*In it goes again! How does he keep doing that?*

[chump_samurai]

Must be nice to have such a relaxing life.

[Throw four! Off the backboard!]

[lone_wolf_of_southtown]

Hey, it works for me. Live easy and free, that's the way I see it. You're one letter short of a full horse by the way.

*Annnnd he nails it again. Of course.*

[chump_samurai]

The hell with this.

[He throws the last one one handed, then draws his sword an inch or two out of the sheath with the other. A gust of wind blasts out of the sword, knocking Shinsuke on his back, but creating a funnel that leads the ball neatly into the net.]

[lone_wolf_of_southtown]

...Uh, that was...

Man, I didn't think it was possible, but somehow you just managed to do something really cool and totally lame at the same time.

[chump_samurai]

Then I think that makes us even.

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[bejustorbedead]

[He takes a measured sip of brandy, nowhere near drunk, some had to be the mostly sober, sensible one]

A woman hitting hard shouldn't be the only reason to respect them.

[a waitress comes by to see if they need another glass]

Ah, No thank you ma'am, I'm still working on mine.

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[lone_wolf_of_southtown]

Well no, but it's a damn good reason to not DIS-respect 'em! Ha!

3. meant to tag this 2 days ago orz

[proto_riot]

Tch... You want more, punk?

[Sol cracks his neck as the flames from his last attack fizzle out between them- alright, he wasn't bad for some human who'd seemed just a streetthug before.]

[But that still didn't mean he'd won. Sol tosses forward a Gunflame before rushing in after it for a melee sword attack.]