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testrun_box2012-05-29 11:57 am
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the most needlessly complicated testrun_box post ever (mayfield_rpg)
(OOC: Yeeaahh going to put this under a cut. So many prompts.)
1. [ INTRO | Starting House, morning ]
(OOC: This is going to be part of Yukko's intro for Mayfield. A rough draft? Anyway, I went a little TLDR; here, because gosh playing Yukko is fun. I made sure to mark the spots where the prompts are, so feel free just to skip and do a quick tag! I'm posting this mostly for my Mayfield buddehs, but feel free to tag it anyway if you really want! )
[ The kid drone looks... different today. It has short, boyish hair now with pink rosy cheeks. The eyes on this drone are considerably larger, with her irises as wide as saucers. Otherwise, though, there isn't much of note. It has to be a drone though. With those dull eyes and lifeless What else could it be? A real girl?
If you go in to wake it up, it will simply mumble incoherently about "five more minutes" and roll over on it's side. Eventually it'll get up on it's own, so no worries about that. Oddly, it isn't smiling today. In fact it looks pretty... tired and cranky, actually. Like it didn't get much sleep the night before. But it doesn't seem to be freaking out so there's no way it could actually be a kidnap victim... right? ]
1A. [ If anyone tries to talk to it, it'll respond, albeit awfully incoherently. The drone does not sound worried or confused or even remotely curious as to where it is or what has happened. But it won't ignore you, unless you are her real mom or you're lecturing her. Then she will tune you out at a moments notice. ]
[ Yes, this drone in particular is acting very strangely but it might go unnoticed. Drones are pretty odd as it is, so what difference did it make?
The biggest oddity by far comes during breakfast. Oh sure it knows how to use a fork, and it holds it pretty well, but it looks down at the fork with a look of confusion. Like a policeman pulling out his gun to find that he has a tazer - it'll get the job done but how can you show off by spinning it around at gun shows? Of course, by tazer it's a fork, and by gun it's chopsticks. And by gun show it's... a chopstick show? And you can't hurt anyone with either of those. Well. If you try really hard, maybe.
Whatever. The drone rises to it's feet and shambles over to one of the drawers. It looks inside to find -
No chopsticks. Just forks and knives. ]
1B. [ And about two hours in, Yukko Aioi just begins to notice that something is off.
She closes the drawer slowly and returns to her seat. She just sort of sits there, staring at the table with wide eyes. She doesn't move apart from an occasion twitch.
And then. Suddenly. She. Screams. ]
WAIT!! [ She throws herself out of her seat! ] THIS ISN'T MY HOUSE!
[ She stamps her feet, reaches out and flips the table because no way is she overreacting! Sorry if you were... still eating. ]
W-Where am I? [ She starts pacing around in a circle, hands clasped over her head. ] Is this Japan? Did I - Did I fall asleep in the wrong house again?! [ ... Again? ] But who the hell doesn't have chopsticks? That makes no sense! Oh man, oh man, mom's gonna kill me! She's gonna ring my neck!
[ Then Yukko stops, looks over at the person in the seat across from her. She points. ]... and who the hell are you?! [ BECAUSE THIS IS HOW YOU INTRODUCE YOURSELF TO PEOPLE, NICE TO MEET YOU. ]
2. [MAYFIELD CATCHALL]
2A. [ Yukko walks up to you before class starts with her hands behind her back. ]
Selamat Pagi! [ Nervous smile now. ] Eheh. Can I ask you something...?
2B. [ Did that last event leave you with a lot of broken bones? Aww, poor baby! Don't worry! CandyStripper Striper (Hey she thinks that joke is genius!) Yukko is here to help you. Is that a good thing? Well.
When your medic has a face like this... ]
... eeeeeeee....
[ SLAP. There. She has placed a single bandaid on you. All better! As if that will heal your horrifying, battered, broken shell of a body. Eventually she notices just how silly this looks and pokes her tongue out, tapping her head with her knuckles. ]
I-I think I'm going to need more bandaids... eheh.
2C. [ If you are unlucky enough to be sitting behind her, Yukko will eventually start tapping your back. And by tapping, she's practically slapping you, palm-first. Really hard. And no matter how long you try to fight it, she won't stop until she catches your attention. ]
2D [ She was outright humiliated during that last event, but thankfully she got her regain. A can of Wasabi.
All of her shits have been given. She has no more. If you pick up the phone, her voice is so passiive and devoid of emotion. ]
Do you think the postman will give me back my dignity? I'd give an arm and a leg for that...
3. [CRACK WACK AS HELL]
3A. [ Better drive faster, the pigs are on your tail. Yukko's kicking it in the back seat, acting as both an addict of import Columbian bananas and backseat driver. ]
C-Can't you go faster?! They're catching up!!
[ Yukko, at a lack of any brighter ideas, takes the peel of her finished Columbian banana and throws it out the window. IT'S COOL BRO, SHE'S GOT YOUR BACK. SHE'S SEEN THIS IN A VIDEO GAME ONCE. ]
3B. [ FIGHT PROMPT?! ALRIGHT! HEAVEN OR HELL LET'S RO - WAIT WHAT??]
W-Wait! Hold on, time out! I'm not ready!
[ She says while holding her katana like a baseball bat. Watch. Come any closer and she'll just drop the sword and cower. ]
3C. [ THE LEGEND OF THEseeker WOODEN CUBES.
Okay so suddenly you are in Yukko's daydream? But Yukko is there too? Well whatever, look, Yukko hands you two wood cubes and turns away, with her hands clenched behind her back. It is sunrise, dramatic music is playing in the background and for some reason Yukko's dressed up as a knight even though the clothes kinda don't fit her? ]
We need to journey to the north. These cubes must be in the hands of King Albert. [ Yukko's voice is so serious right now. Stone. Cold. ] We cannot let these fall into the wrong hands, or else the world is doomed. [ She turns back to you with fire in her eyes. ] It's time for us to live up to our family name and face Full Life Consequences. Do you understand?
(OOC: Got any ideas for prompts? Throw them at me! Make up your own, combine a bunch of the above prompts into some freakish Frankenstein, whatever! I don't even care!... sure is starting to sound like a meme rn.
1. [ INTRO | Starting House, morning ]
(OOC: This is going to be part of Yukko's intro for Mayfield. A rough draft? Anyway, I went a little TLDR; here, because gosh playing Yukko is fun. I made sure to mark the spots where the prompts are, so feel free just to skip and do a quick tag! I'm posting this mostly for my Mayfield buddehs, but feel free to tag it anyway if you really want! )
[ The kid drone looks... different today. It has short, boyish hair now with pink rosy cheeks. The eyes on this drone are considerably larger, with her irises as wide as saucers. Otherwise, though, there isn't much of note. It has to be a drone though. With those dull eyes and lifeless What else could it be? A real girl?
If you go in to wake it up, it will simply mumble incoherently about "five more minutes" and roll over on it's side. Eventually it'll get up on it's own, so no worries about that. Oddly, it isn't smiling today. In fact it looks pretty... tired and cranky, actually. Like it didn't get much sleep the night before. But it doesn't seem to be freaking out so there's no way it could actually be a kidnap victim... right? ]
1A. [ If anyone tries to talk to it, it'll respond, albeit awfully incoherently. The drone does not sound worried or confused or even remotely curious as to where it is or what has happened. But it won't ignore you, unless you are her real mom or you're lecturing her. Then she will tune you out at a moments notice. ]
[ Yes, this drone in particular is acting very strangely but it might go unnoticed. Drones are pretty odd as it is, so what difference did it make?
The biggest oddity by far comes during breakfast. Oh sure it knows how to use a fork, and it holds it pretty well, but it looks down at the fork with a look of confusion. Like a policeman pulling out his gun to find that he has a tazer - it'll get the job done but how can you show off by spinning it around at gun shows? Of course, by tazer it's a fork, and by gun it's chopsticks. And by gun show it's... a chopstick show? And you can't hurt anyone with either of those. Well. If you try really hard, maybe.
Whatever. The drone rises to it's feet and shambles over to one of the drawers. It looks inside to find -
No chopsticks. Just forks and knives. ]
1B. [ And about two hours in, Yukko Aioi just begins to notice that something is off.
She closes the drawer slowly and returns to her seat. She just sort of sits there, staring at the table with wide eyes. She doesn't move apart from an occasion twitch.
And then. Suddenly. She. Screams. ]
WAIT!! [ She throws herself out of her seat! ] THIS ISN'T MY HOUSE!
[ She stamps her feet, reaches out and flips the table because no way is she overreacting! Sorry if you were... still eating. ]
W-Where am I? [ She starts pacing around in a circle, hands clasped over her head. ] Is this Japan? Did I - Did I fall asleep in the wrong house again?! [ ... Again? ] But who the hell doesn't have chopsticks? That makes no sense! Oh man, oh man, mom's gonna kill me! She's gonna ring my neck!
[ Then Yukko stops, looks over at the person in the seat across from her. She points. ]... and who the hell are you?! [ BECAUSE THIS IS HOW YOU INTRODUCE YOURSELF TO PEOPLE, NICE TO MEET YOU. ]
2. [MAYFIELD CATCHALL]
2A. [ Yukko walks up to you before class starts with her hands behind her back. ]
Selamat Pagi! [ Nervous smile now. ] Eheh. Can I ask you something...?
2B. [ Did that last event leave you with a lot of broken bones? Aww, poor baby! Don't worry! Candy
When your medic has a face like this... ]
... eeeeeeee....
[ SLAP. There. She has placed a single bandaid on you. All better! As if that will heal your horrifying, battered, broken shell of a body. Eventually she notices just how silly this looks and pokes her tongue out, tapping her head with her knuckles. ]
I-I think I'm going to need more bandaids... eheh.
2C. [ If you are unlucky enough to be sitting behind her, Yukko will eventually start tapping your back. And by tapping, she's practically slapping you, palm-first. Really hard. And no matter how long you try to fight it, she won't stop until she catches your attention. ]
2D [ She was outright humiliated during that last event, but thankfully she got her regain. A can of Wasabi.
All of her shits have been given. She has no more. If you pick up the phone, her voice is so passiive and devoid of emotion. ]
Do you think the postman will give me back my dignity? I'd give an arm and a leg for that...
3. [CRACK WACK AS HELL]
3A. [ Better drive faster, the pigs are on your tail. Yukko's kicking it in the back seat, acting as both an addict of import Columbian bananas and backseat driver. ]
C-Can't you go faster?! They're catching up!!
[ Yukko, at a lack of any brighter ideas, takes the peel of her finished Columbian banana and throws it out the window. IT'S COOL BRO, SHE'S GOT YOUR BACK. SHE'S SEEN THIS IN A VIDEO GAME ONCE. ]
3B. [ FIGHT PROMPT?! ALRIGHT! HEAVEN OR HELL LET'S RO - WAIT WHAT??]
W-Wait! Hold on, time out! I'm not ready!
[ She says while holding her katana like a baseball bat. Watch. Come any closer and she'll just drop the sword and cower. ]
3C. [ THE LEGEND OF THE
Okay so suddenly you are in Yukko's daydream? But Yukko is there too? Well whatever, look, Yukko hands you two wood cubes and turns away, with her hands clenched behind her back. It is sunrise, dramatic music is playing in the background and for some reason Yukko's dressed up as a knight even though the clothes kinda don't fit her? ]
We need to journey to the north. These cubes must be in the hands of King Albert. [ Yukko's voice is so serious right now. Stone. Cold. ] We cannot let these fall into the wrong hands, or else the world is doomed. [ She turns back to you with fire in her eyes. ] It's time for us to live up to our family name and face Full Life Consequences. Do you understand?
(OOC: Got any ideas for prompts? Throw them at me! Make up your own, combine a bunch of the above prompts into some freakish Frankenstein, whatever! I don't even care!