General Testrun!

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[1]
[So! You guys are probably just walking around minding your business when you find a young man practically just out cold on the ground.

...

And a bike lying nearby. On a tree.

Clearly no one is even sure on how the bike got up there, but yeah, what do you do with the unconscious person?]


[2]
[Said unconscious person is actually conscious now and wandering the place he ended up in, and probably scratching his head over some of the things he finds. Seriously, what did he get into this time? So have this guy approaching you with a confused look as he holds up the comm device.]

Uh, excuse me, but... do you know how to use this?


[3]
[General fight time! There's a masked hero fighting the monster of the week!

...Except the hero is clearly on the losing side.

What do?]

Comments

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[herooflove]

[ >What do?
FANGIRL!!!!!! ]

Oh my Seraph!!

[blankplatform]

[Hang on, getting u- oh wow he totally did get tackled by the monster to the ground.]

G-get back! It's dangerous here!

[herooflove]

What? Dangerous really? [ Flonne will glance at the monsters with a raised brow. ] No way, these guys are pretty low level. I could sneeze and accidentally knock them over.

[blankplatform]

E-eh!?

[And. Yeah. Thrown to the ground again.

Seriously this guy is probably the most pathetic Rider ever in this form.]

[herooflove]

That's right, they're only level 3...

[ This is all sorts of pathetic to witness. Her little heart is being torn apart by the sight. ]

Have you lost your super abilities or something?

[blankplatform]

W-well, I can't really do anything in this form...

[...And then an idea hits. D'oh! Why did he forget this...!?

He's going to just. Dodge a bit, get's a red cellphone and attaches it to the belt.

...Upon which a golden railways suddenly appeared and delivered a sword to him, and also putting it what looks like a pass into the sword.]

LINER FORM

[And behold as the hero actually transformed into a more cool-looking form, and actually able to fend that thing off!]

1

[wordsidk]

[ this is familiar...
first thing she'll do is crouch down to massage his shoulder. ]

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...?

[He's... stirring... Slowly.]

2

[next_gen_o]

[Oh come on grandpa, he's not from that much farther in the future than you. Cue sigh of exasperation.]

Come on, it works just like a cellphone. [Sort of.] Don't you know how to use one?

[blankplatform]

...W-well, yeah. But I think this one's too different for m-

[Case in point: It sparking as he pushed the wrong button.

For self-destruct.

Don't ask him why it has that he has no clue okay.]

[next_gen_o]

[His eyes widened and he tried to stop Ryotaro before he pressed the button, but no such luck.]

Look out--! [So the next best thing he could do was whack the device out of Ryotaro's hand and try and pull him away before it self-destructed.

Goddamnit Grandpa.]

[blankplatform]

[And he's pulled away. Though his shout of surprise and jumping at the sound of something exploding might have caused him to trip on air.

Have fun falling, Kotaro.]

[next_gen_o]

[Kotaro let out of a shout of his own as he lost his balance thanks to Ryotaro losing his balance and doooown he goes.

Ow.]

Augh...! What were you thinking?!

[THE FLOOR IS UNCOMFORTABLE.]

[blankplatform]

S-sorry, I didn't know it has that button...

[He's. Awkwardly getting himself untangled.]

[next_gen_o]

[Screw it, he's just pushing you off at this rate and stumbling to his feet.]

What kind of idiot can't tell not to push a button when it's sparking?!

[blankplatform]

...Uh, a one of a kind?

[Totally... trying to make a joke in his own expense orz]

[next_gen_o]

[Wow did you really

just

wow grandpa

You get a weird look and a scoff for your efforts.] Seriously?! No wonder you're so bad at this!

[And by 'this' we basically mean life.]