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testrun_box2012-06-25 09:08 pm
hit_frappe) wrote in testrun_box2012-06-25 09:08 pm
Testing for imperial_saga!
1. [Video]
Attention, all you little mortals of the living realm! It falls upon me to inform you that there has been a change in management here in the world down under. Way down under if you know what I mean. Actually, ol' Lucy's been missing for quite some time, but you know how squabbles over inheritance goes. Always have to be violent.
He's old news now and old news bores me. We must look to the future and that future is me, the true leader of Hell! The big man upstairs will just have to make a few edits in the scriptures, won't he? Hover, highlight, delete, backspace, and Lucifer... to Hades.
Tell me when the new editions come out, won't you?
2. [Action]
[Ever since Hades' announcement, the world seems to be a little more embroiled in turmoil. Unlike Lucifer, the new Lord of Hell has been far more active. At the same time, there has been news for hope spreading around. It has been said that there is the wish-granting vessel, the Holy Grail, has finally surfaced and people have already been fighting for it.
The Holy Grail is now located above Death Mountain where its guardian has claimed it for himself. You venture through the mountain to get your hands on the Grail for your purposes, altruistic or not. Hell forces have been hounding you all the way through, but you beat them all. Once you reached the top, you see... a shining chalice. And a man wearing dark armor. It's familiar. It belongs to none other than the one known as one of the most evil men to ever surface in Dagaria. Avshar.]
My only mistake was bothering to enslave such weak demons like those. No matter.
[He begins walking towards you.]
Your talents are about at a similar level and I could not dare assume you'll pose anything close to a threat. The fate of your soul has long since been sea-
[Ah. Wrong step. Avshar nearly trips, but saves himself... only to have his helm slide open, revealing the face of... Hades.]
... Whoops. Well, what did you expect? I don't always get to wear such heavy armor.
3. [Action/intended for gods, but feel free to interrupt]
[Inside the Crystal World, the "neutral zone of the gods", Hades has been getting himself ready for a show. Crystal couches are set up with a big screen tv. Popcorn, drinks, beer, soma, just about anything that could keep a god fed and happy has been prepared all around the table. The big event's soon set to begin: the first ever Dagarian War.
Every last kingdom will duke it out with each other in a battle royale. It's not often things could get this bad in the human world.]
Grab a seat and take a load off, the show's about to start. Oh, and I hope you came with your purse today. As a sort of a gambling man, I'd like to make a few wagers to heighten this once in a lifetime experience.
My money's on that army of the undead, goblins, and undead goblins.
Attention, all you little mortals of the living realm! It falls upon me to inform you that there has been a change in management here in the world down under. Way down under if you know what I mean. Actually, ol' Lucy's been missing for quite some time, but you know how squabbles over inheritance goes. Always have to be violent.
He's old news now and old news bores me. We must look to the future and that future is me, the true leader of Hell! The big man upstairs will just have to make a few edits in the scriptures, won't he? Hover, highlight, delete, backspace, and Lucifer... to Hades.
Tell me when the new editions come out, won't you?
2. [Action]
[Ever since Hades' announcement, the world seems to be a little more embroiled in turmoil. Unlike Lucifer, the new Lord of Hell has been far more active. At the same time, there has been news for hope spreading around. It has been said that there is the wish-granting vessel, the Holy Grail, has finally surfaced and people have already been fighting for it.
The Holy Grail is now located above Death Mountain where its guardian has claimed it for himself. You venture through the mountain to get your hands on the Grail for your purposes, altruistic or not. Hell forces have been hounding you all the way through, but you beat them all. Once you reached the top, you see... a shining chalice. And a man wearing dark armor. It's familiar. It belongs to none other than the one known as one of the most evil men to ever surface in Dagaria. Avshar.]
My only mistake was bothering to enslave such weak demons like those. No matter.
[He begins walking towards you.]
Your talents are about at a similar level and I could not dare assume you'll pose anything close to a threat. The fate of your soul has long since been sea-
[Ah. Wrong step. Avshar nearly trips, but saves himself... only to have his helm slide open, revealing the face of... Hades.]
... Whoops. Well, what did you expect? I don't always get to wear such heavy armor.
3. [Action/intended for gods, but feel free to interrupt]
[Inside the Crystal World, the "neutral zone of the gods", Hades has been getting himself ready for a show. Crystal couches are set up with a big screen tv. Popcorn, drinks, beer, soma, just about anything that could keep a god fed and happy has been prepared all around the table. The big event's soon set to begin: the first ever Dagarian War.
Every last kingdom will duke it out with each other in a battle royale. It's not often things could get this bad in the human world.]
Grab a seat and take a load off, the show's about to start. Oh, and I hope you came with your purse today. As a sort of a gambling man, I'd like to make a few wagers to heighten this once in a lifetime experience.
My money's on that army of the undead, goblins, and undead goblins.
2. [Action]
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[He crosses his arms and actually pouts a little.]
The name's Hades, true ruler of Hell, and I'll bet you're here on this mountain for that wish everyone's going on about.
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Oops.
Huh, would you look at that? I must have forgotten to close the depot hangar when I left.
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[Hades waves his arm and from several places across the landscape, Underworld forces rise and fly off towards the Reset Bomb heading towards the Undead army.]
Oh, Thanypoo, you're up. Be sure to aim for all those blinking lights up on that big hunk of rock, won't you? Some of us have our interests to watch out for.
[In the screen, a whooping, green dragon shoots itself along with with the rest of the monsters against the meteor zooming towards the Earth.]
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...Not like your overgrown chameleon stands a chance against Phosphora, anyway.
[There flashes a familiar yellow light into view. This is certainly familiar.]
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[Dragon and lightning clash, but the results may turn out to be similar. Well, at the very least, victory lies in keeping Phosphora busy until the Infernal Army shoots down the meteor.]
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[Says the one who cheated first.]
Ugh, just write me in for Awen.
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There's at least several before every boss battle.
[Hades points over to the bottles stacked up in the shape of a pyramid.]
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Those are from Palutena, you liar! And floor food is completely unsanitary, anyway.
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And it's all so suspiciously flat.
...Maybe Palutena is the one with unnaturally evil powers.
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...Wonder who he's betting on.
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Man could use a little more sunlight.
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I'm starting to wonder if this isn't some sort of stupid plot of yours. Setting up a puppet god overlord is just the kind of idiotic thing you'd find funny.
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... Not that I wouldn't have if I had just thought of it all those years ago. You'd be surprised how many more souls are being sent to the world down under than than before Crystie came along.
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...Speaking of, that was my last one and you completely put it to waste. Way to be a jerk, as usual.
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... Ugh, good thing I'm insured for any inevitable Thanypoo defeats. You think I should have sent Pandora?
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Like the Goddess of Blue Blobs would do any better. You've got to have beauty and style if you want to make it big.
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3
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Always have been a wet blanket that way...
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You know, the kind of thing I've been working to protect for untold centuries?
Even Viridi won't put up with that from you, Hades.
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Unless, of course, you've picked up being the God of Idiot Balls in this continuity.
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