[Who's this hoser? A blonde-haired waitress looks irritatingly at the man who just fell asleep at the cafe. Some people just don't have any decency whatsoever. Well, the rule of thumb is that you have to make the customer feel welcomed, so she supposes she did a fair job with that. Still...
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She starts poking him at the sides.]
Erm. Hey. Guy. 'Scuse me?