Exsilium?

[gordonowesmeabeer]

-1-

[After all that intense action, it's time for all the working/fighting stiffs to unwinding at the local watering hole. Barney has a pint of beer in front of him as has leans tiredly on the bar.]

I tell ya, this whole place is going to hell in a handbasket. All I can do some days to just get out of bed.

Heh, of course, that was when we still had beds.

-2-

[You just knocked over something noisy while sneaking through a war zone. The sound of artillery fire can suddenly be heard, and it's probably your fault.]

Ah hell, that did it. INCOMING!

-3-

[You're just doing something totally ordinary with Barney when he freezes and glances behind him in alarm. There's nothing behind him.]

Did you hear a cat just now? I SWEAR that thing is haunting me.

Comments

-3-

[trustycrowbar]

[Gordon rolls his eyes where he's adjusting some doohicky, and mumbles very patiently. Oh, "doohicky" is a scientific term, right?]

Barney, no matter what Schrodinger had to say on the subject, I can assure you that that cat is completely dead and not haunting you.