OH DEAR GOD WHY,

[begin_the_derpfestation]

[1]

[It's a starry night and the moon is full. You see a shooting star in the distance. Well... not the distance. It's getting closer, in fact it just crashed close by.]

-Ghhhllrlrhkkkhkkk-

[An odd noise rings out from the crater... as a skittering rings in the air. A pair of bulbous and almost useless looking claws scratch against the mouth of the crater as something large pulls itself out and-]

Tbbbtttttttthhhhhhhhttt.....



[.... IT BEGINS.]


[2]

[You're in the kitchen when you notice something peculiar. One of the cooks has a tentacle stuck to his head. One that was leading to the new and paricularly strange addition present. Now one should get angry or horrified by this scene. Then one notices the pleasant buttery smell of pancakes and the hilariously adorable smiley face breakfast laid out on the table.]

-Ghhlrrrrwwwwrrrr?-

[3]

[Maybe something bad happened. Maybe you've just had a rough day. Then a repeated thumping rings out from the stairs as Derpfestor rolls down them and lands upside down - tongue still sticking out as he rolls back and forth in an attempt to right himself. He gives you a confused look as if asking you why everything is upside down and why isn't he going anywhere as his many legs kick uselessly around.]

-Bllrrrrwhrrrrr?-

Comments

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[empress_without_a_throne]

[And Mizuki's not in the mood, Derpfestor. It's a bad day and to make matters worse, she had to make due with some leftover seafood because the new shipment got delayed because of the weather.]

Christ can you do anything yourself?

[She flips the Zerg over on rightways before giving it a shove with her foot to send it on its way before plopping down on the bottom step and letting out a weary sigh.]

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[tsunpirate]

*Some servbots drop the important-and-fragile-looking gadgets that they're holding.*

Oh no! Are you alright?