OH DEAR GOD WHY,

[begin_the_derpfestation]

[1]

[It's a starry night and the moon is full. You see a shooting star in the distance. Well... not the distance. It's getting closer, in fact it just crashed close by.]

-Ghhhllrlrhkkkhkkk-

[An odd noise rings out from the crater... as a skittering rings in the air. A pair of bulbous and almost useless looking claws scratch against the mouth of the crater as something large pulls itself out and-]

Tbbbtttttttthhhhhhhhttt.....



[.... IT BEGINS.]


[2]

[You're in the kitchen when you notice something peculiar. One of the cooks has a tentacle stuck to his head. One that was leading to the new and paricularly strange addition present. Now one should get angry or horrified by this scene. Then one notices the pleasant buttery smell of pancakes and the hilariously adorable smiley face breakfast laid out on the table.]

-Ghhlrrrrwwwwrrrr?-

[3]

[Maybe something bad happened. Maybe you've just had a rough day. Then a repeated thumping rings out from the stairs as Derpfestor rolls down them and lands upside down - tongue still sticking out as he rolls back and forth in an attempt to right himself. He gives you a confused look as if asking you why everything is upside down and why isn't he going anywhere as his many legs kick uselessly around.]

-Bllrrrrwhrrrrr?-

Comments

Re: 3

[begin_the_derpfestation]

-hrrrrkklllwrhwwwwrlll-

[Derpfestor's just rolling back and forth trying to get on its many feet. Unfortunately, its just to chubby to do that. So the effect is like a stubby puppy trying to roll over and continuously failing.]

Tbbbtttthhhht...-

[He's just going to give the Servbots a meaningful look]

Re: 3

[tsunpirate]

Oh no! What should we do!

*The servbots start to run around Derpfestor in circles*

[begin_the_derpfestation]

[Amusingly, Derpfestor is trying to squirm so he can follow the circling servbots with his eyes instead of righting himself. The comical inneptitude of him being unable to do as such just has him wiggle aimlessly.]

[tsunpirate]

*The scene goes for a while until the servbots got tired and try to catch their breath.*

Calm down guys! I think this guy need help! He can't right himself! Let's help him!

*The tiny robots then start to gather around the Derpfestor, pushing it and trying to flip it. But maybe because they're so small, or maybe because they're pushing Derpfestor from multiple angles instead of one, it's pretty ineffective, and only succeed on wobbling the Derpfestor back and fro.

[begin_the_derpfestation]

[Which unfortunately is unsettling the poor thing. While it can withstand falling from lower orbit, being repeatedly rocked back and forth and being pushed from several directions is making him rather ill.]

-GrhhrhllPHWOOOGHTTT-

[The end result is him accidentally letting loose a fungual explosion. Pretty much gluing the Servbots and himself into place... Oops.]

[tsunpirate]

*The servbots wriggle and cry in panic, trying to free themselves*

Uwaa! Help! We need help! Waah! We need an adult!

[saikyocivrobo]

[What's this? A majestic figure standing proudly nearby, going for the rescue!

Okay, not so majestic. Prometheus just pulls on the legs of the nearest Servbot, trying to get it free.]

[begin_the_derpfestation]

[Which in all honesty is very problematic... for the next three seconds at least. The moment it was up - that nearest servbot would be unstuck with the rest of them... and with how much pulling Prometheus was doing...]