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[mookwarrior]

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[ Welp. Here we are again. Big Jim foster in the field, piloting the weakest mecha in the EFA arsenal. He's keeping it hunched behind some hills, trying to take as much cover as he can. Dishonorable? Maybe. Cowardice? Perhaps. He calls it camouflage, and survival. Do you approach him as friend, or foe? ]


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[ You see a blue Gespenst just floating in space, either standing watch or lost from a carrier. Do you hail it? Attack it? Or just leave it be? ]

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[begin_the_derpfestation]

[Neither. Derpfestor approaches the Genspenst from behind as a tool! How you may ask? Simple. A practical application of a most ingenious biological mutation called a Neural Parasite! The PT is now more or less a wired toy in the Ball of Derp's control for the next few seconds.]

Tbbbtttthhht! Bwwhhffabhwffabhwffa!

[Derpfestor proceeds to use those few seconds it wrenched the Genspenst out of Jim's control to obliterate anything within range and pushing the machine to limits that its pilot probably didn't even know it had! Of course the moment those few seconds were up, Derpfestor unplugged itself, apparently now bored of its toy and crawling aside, rolling around a ball it found as there were now probably a few hostiles lining up to take care of Jim.]

Tbbbttttttthht...

[There may be a problem here.]

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[mookwarrior]

Ohhhh shit.

[ Jim begins a hasty retreat. At least he's gotten a lot of attention. ]