Let's Try This Again - Heading for UG@! PB is temporary

[timeforasmile]

1)

[You've wandered into another room within the Chalice and you've found what seems to be a robotic girl posing radically in front of a camera. The energy she gives is certainly a reminder of Yuu... and the uniform gives off the idea of who this person is - it's one of the SMILE Brigade girls! But, what is she doing?]

Oh, I was such a fool! To think, that my comrades and I were blinded by that which is EVIL and couldn't see the light of JUSTICE! But, no more - today marks a new day! I've finally seen that light and, as leader of the SMILE Brigade, I plan on finding the rest of my team and showing them that same light... and so much more! JUSTICE won't just be delivered with a well deserved hammer swing!

[And she punctuates that by swinging her own hammer.]

But with LOVE and FRIENDSHIP! We're gonna show the world another side of the light of JUSTICE! This I promise! Don't you worry, boys and girls, Misaki'll make everything better!

[And with a giggle and a pose, the feed ends.]

2)

[It's the middle of a battle and what appears to be a Dreissen/Dom Tropen fusion is getting battered pretty badly. Misaki yelps as she keeps her opponents at bay before getting really frustrated.]

Oooh, that TEARS IT! You want a fight, I'll GIVE you a fight! I'll show you something that LOVE and FRIENDSHIP can do that JUSTICE can't on its own! SMILE SYMPHONY! LOVELY GATTAI!

[The machine starts to twist and fold in as what appears to be a massive jet flies in. Pieces of it disconnect and start being drawn in and combining in a massive show of power. What was once a simple Mobile Suit was now a towering machine of power. Just... ignore the fact that its chest was a gigantic smiley face, okay?]

INFINITE LOVE! INFINITE POWER! INFINITE JUSTICE! The bonds on the battlefield! SMILE CHEERMACHINE!

[And for its show of force, a staff shoots out... then starts converted and expanding revealing a large hammer.]

They save love hurts! It's only for a little bit~! BIG BANG LOVE TAAAAAAAAAAAAP!

[And she wildly swings at her opponents... and probably you in her excitement.]


3)

[It's been a long hard day and all you want is a nice relaxing bath... just that, well... Misaki's there. Naked. Not a care in the world. Even if she IS a robot.]

Oh, hi! ~<3 Come on in, the water's fine! There's no need to rush, really!

Comments

3

[no_wan_no_life]

Wh... what in the!

I mean, my apologies, I did not expect this place to be already in use!

[timeforasmile]

Aw, it's okay! Not like anyone else is in here. C'moooon, it'll be fun~!

[no_wan_no_life]

Ahh... but we barely know each other...

It is only close family that bathes together!

[timeforasmile]

But isn't the Chalice a family already?

You guys are all so close, so that makes you guys family!

[no_wan_no_life]

W... well... this level of intimacy is reserved for members of the Jersey Club!

[timeforasmile]

Aw, c'mon~ We both have the same parts, so it's not like we don't know what we have.

[Misaki, you're a ROBOT. BIG DIFFERENCE]

I HAVE TO DO THIS. 3

[orewagundamda]

Thank you. [Setsuna really doesn't seem to care about Misaki's lack of dress as he sits himself into the water. It's not like he's wearing anything.] You were one of the girls from the SMILE brigade, correct?

[timeforasmile]

[Oh, wow, just like that. And here she'd figure men would flip out, nosebleed and pass out.]

That's right~ Still am, but I'm making sure that everything's a-ok with my team!

[orewagundamda]

[He has no sex drive, of course this was nothing to him.]

I see. It's good that you care for your comrades that much. [Gonna lean back now, oh wow he works out a lot apparently.] That ability to sympathize and empathize is lacking in this world, which is why it has become twisted into what it is today.

... I apologize, I tend to philosophize when speaking.

[timeforasmile]

[She easily waves him off over that apology.] Oh, don't apologize, silly. Speak your mind, it don't matter! [Probably goes over her head, anyway]

Buuuut, that little problem is easy to solve with just a bit of FRIENDSHIP and LOVE! JUSTICE means nothing without COMPASSION~!

[orewagundamda]

Love and Friendship appear to be particularly selective on this ship, it seems. [It's fine, most of this is going in one ear and out the other anyway. HOW DO I MINE FOR SOCIAL?] What is your name? [Because he has this thing where he needs to say full names to remember them.]

[timeforasmile]

Me? Just call me Misaki! Wasn't given a last name, so don't worry about silly stuff like that!

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[empress_without_a_throne]

[Sorry. Mizuki would've at least tried to defend herself from that, but the sheer... everything left her just staring. And for her troubles, the DuskBird was knocked up into the air comically and landing in an awkward heap.]

... How... are you... for real?

Re: 2

[timeforasmile]

Of course! Can't go around and be all mopey, y'know! That only works on lame machines!

[empress_without_a_throne]

And there's a difference between being upbeat and just being goddamn-

[And oh yeah, they were in a battle, weren't they?]

Talk later!

[Another big hulking mech came zooming towards the DuskBird to crush it, but the black machine flipped back while switching into bird mode. Its tails swung up afterwards to cut it to shreds.]

Just promise me to watch who you hit with that thing!

[timeforasmile]

Oh, calm down, silly~ My hammer always swings true - into those who prefer EVIL! UWAAAAAA!

[And she swings the hammer down again, this time, causing a powerful shockwave as she does.]

[empress_without_a_throne]

[Nooooot exactly what someone made to be an evil overlord needed to hear. But at least shockwaves are less of a concern for a machine can fly.]

Then I'll just chalk up what happened before into a missfire.

2

[sleepyhades]

[As a support character, Plutia's job is standing behind the front-liners. But it looks like she's a little bit too close this time; well in the vicinity of those hammer swings.]

Um, wait...! Waaaaaaah--!

[One of the shockwaves catches her and knocks her away! Getting thrown about like that would have certainly killed a regular human...but once she comes to a stop (read: crashes face first into the ground), this violet-haired girl just gets back up, rubbing the side of her head.]

...Owww...

Re: 2

[timeforasmile]

[And Misaki notices Plutia face first in the ground and giggles.] Hey, there's no time to lay down on the job, little one! We have EVIL to crush and I can't do it all by myself!

[sleepyhades]

That's right...!

[Completely understandable, Misaki. Heck, more of those evil enemies are coming right now, trying to surround both of you! However...]

...



[After turning to look at you, Plutia raises her hand, holding up that adorable robot plushie of hers, only to violently slam it into the ground below. It's a soft object hitting the earth, but for some reason, a fairly large crater forms around where she stands - large enough to repel those enemies simultaneously! This doesn't hit you, but it does come very close.]

You can't...that's why I was telling you to wait...

But, you didn't listen...

[That cute demeanor of hers is gone now. There is something very wrong here, because what's left in its place is giving off the same vibes as that EVIL you're trying to crush.]

[timeforasmile]

[And, indeed, Misaki does flinch a bit as the attack nearly hits her and she does feel the EVIL coming from her.]

H-Hey! What's this...!? Don't tell me you've decided to turn... EVIL?!

1/2

[mega_s_drive]

[At that, she tilts her head slightly.]

Evil...?

[And one transformation via a large pillar of light later...]

2/2

[mega_s_drive]

[Plutia is completely replaced by a taller, curvier, and rather (make that very) scantily clad woman wielding a segmented sword - a weapon that she proceeds to tap against her open palm like an eager dominatrix with a riding crop.]

My, that's some nonsense you're spouting, and rather rude too.

I'm a warrior of friendship, of love, of justice. Just. Like. You.

[A few of the mooks she repelled before try to approach, only to be sliced to bits after getting the literal shock of their lives. Turns out that sword isn't just a sword after all - it's an electrified bladed whip too.]

Ahahahahaha-!

Love hurts~ Wasn't that what you said?

[Sadly, those black wings and the dark aura she's emitting don't exactly help prove her case, but at least she isn't attacking you.]

1

[zaku_for_xmas]

"...why yell?!"

Re: 1

[timeforasmile]

Why not?

Re: 1

[zaku_for_xmas]

"Seriously, it's like I'm meeting more guys who like to shout about their wishes and thoughts."

Re: 1

[timeforasmile]

Well, it's better than everyone who mopes around, isn't it?

Re: 1

[zaku_for_xmas]

"We're not always so enthusiastic."

2) (This character I'm using is totally not UG@)

[mistaken_for_monster]

[Now Volya's mostly been keeping carefully to the fringes of the fight because Interitus looked downright freaky and monstrous... what he saw confused him... and that attack... well now it had him panicking right the hell out.]

[Hey Misaki? That plant/armor beast that had more teeth than a swarm of sharks? You can hear a terrified thirteen year old screaming as it literally throws itself out of the way to avoid getting hit.]

Re: 2) (This character I'm using is totally not UG@)

[timeforasmile]

Whoooops! Hehehe, sorry~! Are you okay?

[mistaken_for_monster]

[Volya flinched a little.]

I... I'm fine I guess... could you warn me next time? I'd rather not have my entry in the obituaries read I was killed by a giant hammer.

In fact I'd rather not die at all thanks-

[Volya let out a panicked yelp as an enemy got upp close to grapple with him... something of a big mistake here as one of the gigantic fanged mouths on Interitus' shoulders took a chunk out of the attacking machine's hands... Volya promptly had his beastly machine shove it away.]

Go on! Get out of here! GO!

[Interitus let out a threatening roar, further spurring the aggressor to flee. Interesting, as throughout the entire battle, Volya's been doing EVERYTHING to keep from killing anyone - despite how many near death situations could have been avoided.]

[timeforasmile]

Don't worry, while I'm around, NO ONE will die! That I promise!

[With that hammer?]

3)

[begin_the_derpfestation]

[Derpfestor's response is to gurgle confusedly and scuttle towards the water, carefully poking at it with a stubby little claw and watching the ripples, leaning a little closer.]

Glllrhglrwlwrrh

[Unfortunately being more or less a blob made of DERP, he ends up falling in face first with a loud splash like a belly-flopping corgi into a river. Unlike a corgi, Derpfestor proceeds to float back up on his back with his legs wiggling helplessly instead of paddling around adorably.]

Gllllllrrrrrrrk

[HE HAS BECOME ERROR.]

Re: 3)

[timeforasmile]

[And Misaki can't help but giggle at what she's seeing, taking the little thing and holding it closer to her.]

Aww, so cute~! It's okay, I'm here!

[begin_the_derpfestation]

[Derpfestor ikes hugs, however he is also upside down and thus uncomfortable. His tiny legs thus continue to flail uselessly in the air.]

Tbhhhhtttttt!

[timeforasmile]

Huh? Oh, whoops! Sorry about that~!

[And she goes to flip him back around, facing Misaki.] There we go!

1

[hammerinhero]

[Congratulations, Misaki. You've brought a tear and a smile to this ninja professor's face.]

WELL SAID, MISAKI! The forces of JUSTICE welcome your virtuous and righteous heart into our ranks. May our hammers continuously pound sense into those who we've lost to EVIL!

Re: 1

[timeforasmile]

[And you can see Misaki's face beam so brightly, she could weaponize it!]

YES, SIR! I won't let you down, that I promise! Never again shall I stray from this path!