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[mechanic_princess]

 1.[On a long and dusty road in the middle of nowhere, you come across a pretty young woman, carrying a duffel bag.]

Great. I should have brought a dig...

[Looks like she could use a lift.]




2. [Elsewhen, Sopp's getting a good look at all the giant robots around-including yours.]

...I think I'll like it here.

[You might also notice he's brought a new addition to the hangar-the bling-tastic Knight Of Gold.]

3. [Even more elsewhen, it comes time for combat! And the unit Sopp's brought out to face (insert enemies here) is that same golden mortar headd from before.]

So, what do you know about these people?

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[mechanic_princess]

[Or you could have caught Sopp on a day when the KOG's being repaired, so instead of a 15m death machine you've got a mechanic with a lightsaber.]

Then, they're the servants of the lord here, right?

We should leave them be.

[way_of_justice]

I don't think they'll let us go though...

[They're looking at Sopp rather...strangely.]

[mechanic_princess]

Hm?

...Do they not like foreigners?

[The Shogunate guards start getting closer, so it's possible to hear some jeering and...less than chivalrous comments.]

[way_of_justice]

They don't but I don't think that's the issue right now.

[mechanic_princess]

...What do you mean..?

"Finally we get some action! It's been too long since we had women around here." "I call the brunette!" "No fair, I get her!" "Well I want the blue one." "What are you, some kinda lolicon?"

...Oh. They can't mean...

[way_of_justice]

[No words, just nodding.]

[mechanic_princess]

Rather rude, wouldn't you say?

[Sopp draws his lightsaber spaad, as the armored goons come closer.]

I suppose we'll have to stop them...Can you take down their armor on your own?

[way_of_justice]

[She clenches her armored fist.]

I guess we'll find out.

[mechanic_princess]

Then let's go.

[Combat begins! While the five armored goons close in, Sopp runs up to one with ninja-like speed and slices their right hand off with his Spaad.]

[way_of_justice]

[Ichijou follows up after Sopp, delivering a wicked punch to another and sends him flying.

Even she's surprised at how much the gauntlet was doing.]

I didn't expect it to be that effective...

[mechanic_princess]

Keep it up, then.

[Between Sopp's too-good-for-a-mechanic skill and Ichijou's JUSTICE the poor mooks never had a chance; soon three are down, joined by a fourth once sopp blasts him with some kind of fireball. The last guy just drops his sword, begging for mercy.]

Ah...Hm. You know, I could always use more soldiers...

[way_of_justice]

Are you sure you want to hire...these ones specifically?

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[mechanic_princess]

Well, it's either that, or kill him...

No Ma'am! Please don't kill me! I'll do anything, your highness!

Very well! Report to Fukuoka on the double, to Aisha Codante! Tell her Sopp sent you, and if I hear you hurt anyone on the way over I'll execute you anyways!

[He runs off, leaving Ichijou and Sopp alone.]

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[mechanic_princess]

[Sopp immediately collapses.]

Ugh...that was way too easy...like he's a puppy or something...

...Why does everyone keep thinking I'm a woman, too...

[way_of_justice]

You do have very striking features Sir Sopp.