Alexei Romanov for mayfield_rpg. Maybe.

[sunbeam]

I. Phone

U-uhm, Anastasia?

I feel that you might have gone a little too far this time. I hate to think of what Mama will do when she finds out that I have woken up in a strange house wearing strange clothes, so it might be best to end this charade of yours right now before she grounds the both of us for life.

L-Let's just go back to Tsarskoe Selo and pretend that this never happened, all right?

[ Ordinarily, his elder sister's practical jokes brightened his day; this one, however, was too frightening to be considered funny to anyone but the perpetrator.

That is, assuming that the whole setup was any fault of Anastasia's at all. ]

II. Action

[ Passersby ought to watch their step lest a 12-year-old Russian boy on a bicycle bowl them over by accident.

Unfortunately, the likelihood of a collision was high since the boy in question is hurtling down the road at breakneck speed. ]

III. Phone

I wonder, how many people actually like Mayfield, and why?