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Ll'thl ([personal profile] springbreakfhtagn) wrote in [community profile] testrun_box2014-02-16 11:30 am

SRWU OC of a different sort

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[Late at night, you are for whatever reason wandering odd corners of the Unity base, when you come across a truly horrifying sight!]

[It rises at your approach, twelve feet of writhing flesh, a dreadful form that defies all earthly logic. Tentacles slide across the pulsating mass as countless eyes all turn to focus on you in unison, each looking as it belongs to a different creature. Three great toothy maws open, and the creature speaks.]

[It sounds kind of like a black teenager from the Bronx.]


What up, Broseph?


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OK, so I get red. It doesn't make any sense, but whatever, man, I'll give you red. There's some kind of weird invisible red color that only humans can see or fuckin' whatever, I give up, I'll roll with it.

But that's where I'm drawing the line, okay? You're legit messing with me at this point. One made-up color was enough. "Orange" is just bullshit. If this keeps going, you're just gonna keep making up new colors and it's never gonna fuckin' end.


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[Event of the day: Ll'thl's "mech", a giant killer octopus-like monster, has drifted out of the hangar of the Macross ship it was inhabiting of its own volition, and is now clinging to the outside of the ship like a humongous starving lamprey.]

Okay - shit - okay, yo, don't worry. I know this looks bad but we still cool.

Basically Vhv is mad hungry, is all, and all it's got to eat around here is rocks. It's cool, I talked to it and it's not gonna try and eat our ship or anything, but even so it'd probably be good if we got in a mech fight pretty soon. Just sayin', is all.

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[personal profile] in_finale_res 2014-02-16 07:31 pm (UTC)(link)
We could try sending a message to OZ about Leos being for dorks, but are we really still the good guys if we start a fight just for personal gain?

[personal profile] in_finale_res 2014-02-16 07:39 pm (UTC)(link)
I don't think we can just wait for something to come up. We only pick up a distress signal or get attacked about twice a week!
vote_beeblebrox: (I am right and you are dumb)

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[personal profile] vote_beeblebrox 2014-02-16 07:43 pm (UTC)(link)
Nope. Orange exists. It is a thing. My presidential sash is orange. So is the sunset sky of Santraginus IV.

And the Santraginians get some KILLER sunsets.

[personal profile] in_finale_res 2014-02-16 07:47 pm (UTC)(link)
I think Mechanical Beasts are mostly made up of whatever minerals the Myceneans used, but if we knew where Dr. H'll was, we'd have gone on the offensive against that bastard a long time ago!

I mean Dr. Hell.
a_monetized_mind: (AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH)

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[personal profile] a_monetized_mind 2014-02-16 08:11 pm (UTC)(link)
[And whenever the creature approaches Jen-]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-
[It goes poorly.]
way_of_vengeance: ((- ロ -))

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[personal profile] way_of_vengeance 2014-02-16 08:15 pm (UTC)(link)
...GWAH! Some sort of horrible tentacle monster, poured forth from the darkest recesses of mankind's imagination has accosted me!
way_of_vengeance: ((*v_v*))

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[personal profile] way_of_vengeance 2014-02-16 08:18 pm (UTC)(link)
What am I to do...After all, I am a lone, unarmed, defenseless, completely helpless woman...Why, if anything terrible happened...
xenobiology301: (There was no moon)

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[personal profile] xenobiology301 2014-02-16 08:47 pm (UTC)(link)
Yo! Ll'thl, buddy! Gimme twelve!

[Kzth-Tkk undulates a vast multitude of tentacles at its BFF.]
xenobiology301: (Put a big long hook on a big long pole)

[personal profile] xenobiology301 2014-02-16 09:11 pm (UTC)(link)
[Up high down low through the fourth dimensional field HA too slow.]

Oh yeah, brace yourself for the low-down 'cause this shit is bananas.

You know that big fleshy structure right underneath their eyes? It's, like, basically an atmospheric intake pore? They breathe through, like, three of the face holes and that's it.
xenobiology301: (Well I went to the bayou just last night)

[personal profile] xenobiology301 2014-02-16 09:48 pm (UTC)(link)
Massive apoptosis all over their brains. Like... remember that horror flick starring Frfrn'lv we caught after finals last year? With the killer who killed people by painting all over them?
xenobiology301: (And I pulled Mr Crawfish out of his hole)

[personal profile] xenobiology301 2014-02-16 10:01 pm (UTC)(link)
Yup.

...Guess what the ones on the side are for.
xenobiology301: (Put a big long hook on a big long pole)

[personal profile] xenobiology301 2014-02-16 10:23 pm (UTC)(link)
That's not what your larval host said last night heyoooooo.
way_of_vengeance: (Animal! Monster! Enemy to women!)

[personal profile] way_of_vengeance 2014-02-16 10:25 pm (UTC)(link)
Why, you...

Can't you take a hint!
way_of_vengeance: (:">)

[personal profile] way_of_vengeance 2014-02-16 10:31 pm (UTC)(link)
Well, when a hideous tentacle monster and a beautiful maiden meet in a dark hallway, with nobody around...

certain...things...are supposed to happen.

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