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Ll'thl ([personal profile] springbreakfhtagn) wrote in [community profile] testrun_box2014-02-16 11:30 am

SRWU OC of a different sort

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[Late at night, you are for whatever reason wandering odd corners of the Unity base, when you come across a truly horrifying sight!]

[It rises at your approach, twelve feet of writhing flesh, a dreadful form that defies all earthly logic. Tentacles slide across the pulsating mass as countless eyes all turn to focus on you in unison, each looking as it belongs to a different creature. Three great toothy maws open, and the creature speaks.]

[It sounds kind of like a black teenager from the Bronx.]


What up, Broseph?


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OK, so I get red. It doesn't make any sense, but whatever, man, I'll give you red. There's some kind of weird invisible red color that only humans can see or fuckin' whatever, I give up, I'll roll with it.

But that's where I'm drawing the line, okay? You're legit messing with me at this point. One made-up color was enough. "Orange" is just bullshit. If this keeps going, you're just gonna keep making up new colors and it's never gonna fuckin' end.


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[Event of the day: Ll'thl's "mech", a giant killer octopus-like monster, has drifted out of the hangar of the Macross ship it was inhabiting of its own volition, and is now clinging to the outside of the ship like a humongous starving lamprey.]

Okay - shit - okay, yo, don't worry. I know this looks bad but we still cool.

Basically Vhv is mad hungry, is all, and all it's got to eat around here is rocks. It's cool, I talked to it and it's not gonna try and eat our ship or anything, but even so it'd probably be good if we got in a mech fight pretty soon. Just sayin', is all.
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[personal profile] ben_dixon 2014-02-17 03:45 am (UTC)(link)
Hey! What's up, Broseidon!
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[personal profile] ben_dixon 2014-02-18 03:32 am (UTC)(link)
Beats? I don't even know you have ears.
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[personal profile] ben_dixon 2014-02-18 03:01 pm (UTC)(link)
I thought you can read my lips or something. You know, those many eyes must be for something.