General voice test

[ursa_minor]

-1-

[The rule was laid down very firmly: "Under no circumstances, no matter what, even if it's a matter of life and death, are you ever, EVER to look into the maintenance closet after midnight. You'll probably get cursed or something."

As soon as all authority figures were out of earshot, however...]

So who's going to help me get into that closet tonight?

-2-

[Dipper always seems to have that book with him. The kind of beaten up old one with a hand on the cover. Heck he's reading it right now while everyone else is having fun.

Rather loud fun.]

Can you guys keep it down a bit? I'm trying to research something important but it's hard with everyone yelling in my ear!

-3-

[After a lot of ominous noises, Dipper comes bursting in through the door and slams it shut behind him, panting for breath.]

Hah...hah...Hi everyone. Nothing to worry about today! Just need some heavy objects to put in front of this door.

[There was the sound of some kind of animal roaring.]

Also don't look outside.

Comments

[sweaterlord]

AAAAUUUGH!!

[First, Mabel punches it. A good, solid knuckle sandwich right in the pupil.

And THEN she closes it, throwing herself against the shut door as a barricade.]

[ursa_minor]

[Pushing himself against the door next to her.]

Don't look in the closet after midnight.

Good rule.

Ha ha.

Ha.

[sweaterlord]

Let's never speak of this again.

[sweaterlord]

....

Hey, you wanna go dig up that spot marked with a red X behind the Shack?

[ursa_minor]

Have you ever heard of quitting while you're ahead?

[sweaterlord]

Awww, but come on Dipper, who knows what's buried under there! It could be candy! Or glitter.

[gasp]

Or glittery candy! Like sprinkles, but better.

[ursa_minor]

You can't-

There isn't-

[There's any number of reasons why this is a bad idea, but stopping her now would be like kicking a puppy.]

...I'll get a shovel.