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[semiaquaticmammalofaction]

1. [Action around Town]

[There's a small mammal that has trundled out into the middle of Mayfield today, wandering around with its eyes looking in either direction. It waited for the traffic to cease before waddling across the road towards the park. Perry needed some time to think, and at least there wasn't anything like a local dog catcher to chase after him.]

Krrrrrrrt.


2. [Regain Time]

[Its regain time in dear old Mayfield, and Perry has received a gift! Well he had his locket and his fedora, what else did he need? Opening the box while secluded in his dog house, Perry flicked the top open and looked in on it.

Doo-bee-doo-bee-doo-wah
Doo-bee-doo-bee-doo-wah
Doo-bee-doo-bee-doo-wah
Doo-bee-doo-bee-doo-wah

PERRY!!♪

[Oh yes, the theme music. He should have realized this would be regained too.]

3. [Action Sequence!]

[Maybe it was dumb luck or something, but you had just witnessed Perry stand up and punch out whatever was threatening you. Or maybe he punched you because you were an evil villain. Either way, he puts on the hat.]

AGENT P!♪

Comments

[destroytheblueone]

Oh, so you want to fight, huh? Fine, then! Egg Pawns, get him!

[He'll do whatever he wants, platypus! Charging around Eggman are a few of Eggman's Egg Pawns, the squat yet rotund robots ready to get the drop on the mammal!]

[semiaquaticmammalofaction]

[Yeah Perry's having none of that. He leaps up, delivering a vicious roundhouse kick at the first Egg Pawn, backflipping into the crowd so that he lands atop one of them! Come get some.]

[destroytheblueone]

Don't just stand there! Get 'em!

[the other robots recover from the sudden action and attempt to rush Perry, not caring that they'll trample over their companion.]

[semiaquaticmammalofaction]

[That's just what Perry wanted, vaulting over the mad rush before kicking the last one in the melee towards the others to cause a pile up.]

[destroytheblueone]

[And Eggman winces as the Egg Pawns collapses in a heap.]

AUGH! I don't believe this! Beaten by a... a... PLATYPUS!

[semiaquaticmammalofaction]

PERRY!

[And with that, Perry tips his hat at Eggman.]

[destroytheblueone]

I... I HATE THAT PLATYPUS!

And who keeps singing?! [New goals in life: defeat Perry, discover who's singing in this place!]

[semiaquaticmammalofaction]

[And he zooms off on his jetpack.]