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testrun_box2012-05-16 10:45 pm
forceofnature) wrote in testrun_box2012-05-16 10:45 pm
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For imperial_saga?
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[Is that a meteor falling from the sky? ...No not important is that a gigantic human being thousands of feet tall floating in the air? Every crystal in the world switches on simultaneously as the goddess of nature makes her presence known.]
Human scum!
You have ten seconds to convince me why I shouldn't completely destroy your filthy little civilization! For countless years, you've inflicted untold pain and suffering to everything around you - even to each other! War after war after war after stupid war! I'm sick of it! The Crystal King, Palutena... even the King of Hell! They're all way too soft on you!
Oh -- beastmen, you're good. When the world's returned to its natural state, I'll be looking for people who know how to respect the world around them.
2. [Viridi doesn't look terribly happy there.]
H-How dare you speak to a goddess that way! I've existed for thousands of years, and I've never been so insulted! I do not look eight years old! I... I just take good care of my skin.
3. [Well, her image has appeared in your crystal enough times, but this is the first time you've seen her up close and personal. Viridi's set a date with you in the Crystal World.]
What? Overwhelmed by my beauty? Myyyyy ~cuteness~? I know it's a lot to take in, but go on, take some time to adjust. Bow at my feet, prostrate yourself, make some burnt offerings... Do they still do burnt offerings? Yeah, yeah, goddess of nature, but the strip steak was always just divine.
[Actually she's a little underwhelming.]
[Is that a meteor falling from the sky? ...No not important is that a gigantic human being thousands of feet tall floating in the air? Every crystal in the world switches on simultaneously as the goddess of nature makes her presence known.]
Human scum!
You have ten seconds to convince me why I shouldn't completely destroy your filthy little civilization! For countless years, you've inflicted untold pain and suffering to everything around you - even to each other! War after war after war after stupid war! I'm sick of it! The Crystal King, Palutena... even the King of Hell! They're all way too soft on you!
Oh -- beastmen, you're good. When the world's returned to its natural state, I'll be looking for people who know how to respect the world around them.
2. [Viridi doesn't look terribly happy there.]
H-How dare you speak to a goddess that way! I've existed for thousands of years, and I've never been so insulted! I do not look eight years old! I... I just take good care of my skin.
3. [Well, her image has appeared in your crystal enough times, but this is the first time you've seen her up close and personal. Viridi's set a date with you in the Crystal World.]
What? Overwhelmed by my beauty? Myyyyy ~cuteness~? I know it's a lot to take in, but go on, take some time to adjust. Bow at my feet, prostrate yourself, make some burnt offerings... Do they still do burnt offerings? Yeah, yeah, goddess of nature, but the strip steak was always just divine.
[Actually she's a little underwhelming.]
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Your hair looks like something someone had an allergy attack over while eating strawberry jam.
See? That's an observation, too.
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I want a do-over. Where's the reset button?
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Arche Klein. You said you needed a hero. Well, you've got one.
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They said I wasn't allowed to 'interfere with mankind's destiny', whatever that means. Everyone knows your destiny is to dig yourselves straight into the underworld.
[She takes it after a sniff.]
Viridi. Goddess of nature. But you already knew that.
I need your help. And maybe you might even prove to me that your people deserve a second chance. ...Sorry, fifty-eighth chance.