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The Duchess Elstwhere, Posting ([personal profile] pervy_elf_fancier) wrote in [community profile] testrun_box2012-07-21 11:58 am

Possibly for [community profile] queenofheartsrp

1 - Action

The newest woman in the Gardens isn't outraged or panicking; she's seething as she physically hoists a rabbit away from her corset, her pink gown, and her crown. She flips her white shift over her head without any hesitation and begins dressing herself.

"If my latest kidnapper addresses me as 'the Princess of Aerisland,' then I swear by Hurane and the god of exhausted patience as my witnesses that I shall simply strike him and affect my own rescue," she says as she attempts to tighten her own corset. "At least that way I shall gain some welcome respect from the Fellowship."

2 - Action

The Mother of Monsters latest foray into the Gardens proper has been repulsed, at great cost to the inhabitants of the Garden - yourself included. The vicious claws of the harpies of Arimoi are not diseased or envenomed, thank whatever Gods you favor, but they still cut deep.

The Duchess Elstwhere winces at the results of her cursory examination, then sighs and begins to flex her hands and whisper some appeal to Huraine. Her hands begin to glow with warmth and light and life. "If you will let me tend to your injuries with this Cure Serious Wounds? I will have to touch the wound. It may sting."

3 - one could call her a woman of Action

At some part of the Gardens, there is a bath and there is wine, and her Grace is indulging in both along with you. She drains her cup, and laughs, and rolls her shoulders, simply allowing herself to soak and relieve tension.

"Milady, if you would indulge me, I would like to hear something of your home and your deeds," she says, leaning forward with a subtle kind of smile. "I confess myself curious about you."

Perhaps she is flirting. Perhaps she is not.
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[personal profile] former_endboss 2012-07-22 02:05 am (UTC)(link)
"It's much duller and unexciting. It's magic without magic, you know what I mean? Have some pride in your work..."

At the offer of the hand Mir waved with her free hand. "Oh no, torturous disemboweling actually reminds me of my childhood. Other girls had dolls, I had crippling pain and a gaping hole in my body. Except it was in my head, not my stomach..." The blood loss was making her even more silly than normal apparently.
Edited 2012-07-22 02:05 (UTC)
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[personal profile] former_endboss 2012-07-22 02:23 am (UTC)(link)
Mir gasped and writhed under the spell, but it sealed her body back up enough for her to draw breath and breathed out. "Oh Soma and Ar Ru that stings!" Mir shook it off quickly though and summoned a little fairy with a big needle. "Ok, give me the good drugs. The happy ones, ok?" Nodding it's assent, the little creature plunged the needle into Mir and dispensed a dose of magical medicine that made Mir sigh and relax slightly.
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[personal profile] former_endboss 2012-07-23 10:56 pm (UTC)(link)
"Cleric no, but at least a little religious. The word is Reyvateil- close to human, but not quite, and made in a lab instead of born." Mir poked at her own belly experimentally. "Mostly, I just use magic, and lots of it."
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[personal profile] former_endboss 2012-07-23 11:12 pm (UTC)(link)
Mir looks up, focused on a point slightly off to the side. "I suppose so. What is Huraine the goddess of? The two I named were my world's spirit of death and the soul of a distant star who has arrived to minister to our world's wounds. They both have personalities I like."

Mir nodded. "We are in a way, though our children are not, even those that inherit our power. And while we are often made to work magic, and create wonders or wreck terrible destruction, there have been times when Reyvateils were considered little better than sex toys."
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[personal profile] former_endboss 2012-07-23 11:50 pm (UTC)(link)
"You musta...had a lotta fun. Huh?" Mir wiggled her eyebrows, the drugs taking effect. "Ya can tell me, I write dat shtuff. All kinds of dat shtuff." Porn, or romance novels? You decide.

Mir looked up and smiled slightly. "You wanna join the revolution? I'm the leader! Or I wuz..." Mir blinked and looked around. "Shtupid Shurellia. Shudden't have locked me up for so long. It was just a little genocide and brainworshing..." Ok, it seemed that there had already been violence.
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[personal profile] former_endboss 2012-07-24 12:03 am (UTC)(link)
Mir's eyes shot open and she whimpered briefly as the pain flowed back in. Ow, ow, ow...ok, it wasn't that bad now. Just a dull ache more than anything else. She turned slightly to focus on the Duchess and then moved to stand up. "We aren't going to talk about that."

Dusting herself off, Mir looked to the sky, scanning for any more monsters. "Anyways. Your assistance in overthrowing long dead scientists who made girls solely for the purpose of bearing children is appreciated, but not needed strictly. Since they are, you know, dead."
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[personal profile] former_endboss 2012-07-24 12:14 am (UTC)(link)
Mir glanced downward and nodded. "I understand. My...boyfriend and I have discussed children, but I've never had any of my own. I'm not even sure if I want more girls like myself or to bear humans..." Mir shook her head. "Not like it matters here though. I suppose that the Queen would love having the technology to create Reyvateils. We're designed to remain beautiful until the day we die, after all. And if she can control their sexualities...what more perfect creatures to form an all-female society?"
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[personal profile] former_endboss 2012-07-25 10:49 am (UTC)(link)
"Well...historically, it hasn't worked out that way, no. But it's possible in theory, since we are artifical. There are just so many variables to control."

"Well, it makes sense, doesn't it? I mean, have you seen a male anything since we got here?" Mir paused to vault a fallen tree and extend a hand to held the Duchess over. "Anyways, biologically speaking, men aren't really necessary if you have the appropriate rites or science. Though, they are still very nice to have."
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Re: WOW THAT WAS SURE A TYPO

[personal profile] former_endboss 2012-07-26 03:41 am (UTC)(link)
"Would it shock you to know that I once thought that a society where everyone's role was decided before they were even born was ideal?" Mir turned and smirked. "My younger days were those of the violent revolutionary, firebombs and pamphlets in the streets. Until I was arrested and throw into the gaol, of course."

"Typically, the science is more difficult than the rites, but more dependable. After all, fertility goddesses frequently have better things to do than bend the laws of nature to suit their worshipers, and the fertility gods are unwilling to let women get around men as a general rule." Mir thought about how to explain it and then pressed ahead into the ground of shaky metaphor. "The instructions of life are rather like the pages of a book you see..."

"Did you know that the gender of the child is set when it is only a few weeks into it's growth within the womb? One change is all that is necessary to differentiate male from female, and as a consequence, there are pages in a woman's book of life that are stuck together, unread by her body. Those pages hold the instructions to build male organs, masculine chemicals, and even the male component of a child. All of that goes unused, just as a man never uses his body to grow a womb, or the finger never grows an eye at it's tip. But all this, this monstrous potential is still there. It is a power best respected and used carefully. And a power that could, with just a bit of blood and great care and knowledge of where to cut the book, splicing here, rebinding there, allow two women to have a child."
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[personal profile] former_endboss 2012-08-04 09:27 pm (UTC)(link)
"It would depend, of course, on what manner of changes you mean to make. It is quite natural for there to be a few copying errors from time to time. Frequently, these do no harm. Less frequently, they snarl a critical process, and many degenerative illnesses are caused by a shared 'mistake' carried by both parents and passed unknowingly to the child. Rarest of all is the change that quit accidentally offers some advantage. So too, end many early efforts to improve things by editing by alchemy or magic."

Mir scuffed the dirt absently with a shoe, smoothing an area to create something she could draw in. "I was created by the greatest alchemists and minds of my creator's era. None finer existed in their craft, I say this without pride, but to warn you. All three of my sisters were stillborn or sick in their minds. You ask a question burdened with great risk. There is ink in abundance-but I am not even sure that I can teach you to understand what you must understand to know how to pick up the quill."
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[personal profile] former_endboss 2012-08-04 09:59 pm (UTC)(link)
"Yes." Mir nodded and held up her hands. "Most people have two copies of each trait-and a good one may conceal a defect." Curling her finger she showe a 'damaged' copy and then hid it behind her other hand. "One person who bears such a trait in a noble family, through their descendants, may poison bloodlines for centuries to come. The problems you speak of are ones that do not kill in the womb, or subtly increase the chance of cancer devouring from within at extreme old age. But both of those are probably more common types of errors."

Mir frowned slightly and then reached out to touch the duchess' shoulder. "There is much to understand. Should I begin at the beginning?"
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[personal profile] former_endboss 2012-08-21 11:25 am (UTC)(link)
"Do your people have the concept of the 'atom', that is, the fundamental unit that cannot be reduced further? If you take a knife and divide a wheel of cheese, and then again cut into it, even if your knife is infinitely sharp, you will eventually encounter an element that cannot be cut without becoming not-cheese." Mir cocked an eyebrow and then drew a pair of circles in the dirt, one inside the other. "As with cheese, so it is with life, for there is a fundamental and observable element of all natural creatures. Those who discovered it were looking at thinly sliced pieces of plants and saw regular and ordered blocks which reminded them of the cells of monks." A few squiggles, implying a tightly folded sheet of something, filled a great deal of space between the two circles.

"So obviously, these fundamental units of life are called cells. As we are not plants, ours are not so regular, or so square. And they are of many kinds and shapes-some of them have fibers much thinner than a hair running the full length of the spine. Others move themselves through the blood, seeking infection by squeezing through the smallest crack. A muscle fiber is a bundle of cells, long and dense with energy producing parts. And all that lives, begins as a single cell."
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[personal profile] former_endboss 2012-08-24 12:12 am (UTC)(link)
"Probably building more rooms or filling the space between them if it is an exceptionally clean cut. Which brings us to another point-life grows by increasing the number or the size of the individual units." Mir kept an eye on her curious student, ready for the next question.

In response to the question, Mir reached down with her fingers and drew short lines inside the inner circle. "That's it. It's sealed away within it's own little cell within the cell. That keeps it safe from anything that might damage it, and if the rest of the cell needs instructions they can be copied out." A few dots were poked on the surface of the squiggly thing that took up most of the space inside the dirt drawing. "Truth be told, it can be more like a city than a monk's personal quarters. There are workshops and engines, warehouses and ports. We live in the middle-sized world, unaware of the world of the tiny things within us, and the vastness between the stars." Mir felt almost poetic, considering the connection between stars and cells.
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[personal profile] former_endboss 2012-08-24 02:50 am (UTC)(link)
"An apt comparison. And some of these cities are actually the guards of our bodies, defending against infection and parasites-though not always effectively."

"Ahh." Mir sat back and looked up, drumming fingers on her thigh. "That would be the case, would you not expect it to be? Shockingly enough, all the instructions are the same from hair to womb to bone. It is only which ones that are carried out which vary. There is, if I recall my lessons correctly, a sort of cascade of effects, starting when one is little more than the size of the head of a pin. Top and bottom, left and right, these things are decided very early on. And on the left and right, there must be arms and legs, so there are instructions made for such things. Each limb must have it's digits, each digit requires a nail, and so on."

Mir lowered her gaze and gave a cheeky grin. "A careful charting of the growth of the fetus will reveal that masculinity is the derived condition. Of course, here in the gardens, it would seem to be a condition that has been excised completely from the population."