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[inauspicious]

[A young boy's voice comes over the phone, sounding bored and English.]

Does anyone play cricket here? There isn't a single book on it in the library-- I've looked everywhere. Twice. It's nearly as bad as the castle.

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[inauspicious]

Oh, yes, I must have made the whole thing up. This is all another dream. Thank you for telling me, so I can wake myself up and go back to becoming a professional cricketer.

[nunganunga_k_o]

Cheers, you're welcome. Good luck to all who sail in you.

[inauspicious]

Sail in me?

[nunganunga_k_o]

It's an expression. You don't actually think "Bob's your uncle" means you have an uncle named Bob, do you?

[inauspicious]

I haven't heard that one. Maybe your world is a bit different than mine.