Test Post for Netherworld Academy

[imtheclassrep]

A:
[It is after class, and Ichijo is standing at her desk, a cake sits below her, strawberries resplendent in their beds of cream, tempting and shiny in the classroom light. As you approach, Icjijo turns and smiles pleasantly.]

"Oh hello, I just wanted to thank you for selecting me as your class representative. Please have a slice of this cake, I spent quite a while making sure is was extra tasty."

[She thrusts a piece of cake on a plate in your direction and waits, patiently.]

B:
[It's a few hours after class, and Ichijo is standing at her locker, it is open, and she is talking into it, as if someone was listening on the other side.]

...I don't think that would be very wise. [Ichijo looks over at you and stares for a second before turning back.] I don't think they would be much of a challenge. I'm sure you could find a better specimen.

Oh dear that sounds uncomfortable...

Comments

A

[hamburger_princess]

[Well, this girl seems friendly enough. And who can resist cake? No one, that's who. Hey, Crest Magic consumes a lot of energy, okay?]

Oh, thank you! It looks delicious.

Re: A

[imtheclassrep]

I hope it is, I used quite a lot of lard making it.

[hamburger_princess]

[Well, Cecilia's from a more or less medieval equivalent world, so lard as a cake ingredient honestly doesn't seem that out of the ordinary to her. Smiling, she takes a big bite, chewing it over.]

It's very good!

[imtheclassrep]

The cyanide gives it a better almond flavor than extract, don't you think?

[hamburger_princess]

Cyanide?

[imtheclassrep]

I wanted this moment to be a lasting memory for everyone.

[hamburger_princess]

[Cecilia makes a choking noise as she tries desperately to spit out what she's already swallowed of the cake.]

[imtheclassrep]

Oh dear. Did you not like it?

[hamburger_princess]

[Cecilia spends a few seconds longer gagging and choking before she's finally able to recover the presence of mind to just use white magic for this.]

R... Restore!

A

[strongestoftheturks]

[Rude stares at the piece of cake, slightly confused. He doesn't recall anything about voting for a class representative; he mainly keeps out of these sort of things. He's more interested in staying alive and fighting his way out of his debt. The slight confusion melts back into his usual serious expression and he shakes his head.]

No thanks.

Re: A

[imtheclassrep]

Are you sure? It's full of eggs which are good for hair growth.

[strongestoftheturks]

...yeah.

[Did she have to bring up his baldness?]

[imtheclassrep]

[Ichijo's expression sags a bit.]

It's probably for the best, I'm not that good of a cook.

[strongestoftheturks]

[He shrugs. He's so-so himself; it's good enough that he doesn't poison anyone and he keeps himself fed.

Still, he feels a little bad about saying no, but he's not really a fan of the sweet stuff.]

It looks nice.

B

[ace_defective]

[The sophomore whose locker yours neighbors come by. Great, not this weird chick again. NOW what is she up to...?

Instead of just wandering off, though, Junpei hovers over a shoulder a bit. Who on earth could she be talking to? Or is she really just that nuts?]

Re: B

[imtheclassrep]

[The locker seems to lead into a lush garden of some sort, you see a figure darting away from the entrance as Ichijo calmly closes the door.]

Oh, hello Junpei-san.

B!

[soangryicouldtinkle]

[Great, someone else with a greater entity that they converse with and possibly serve.

And they're taking notice of him.

That's either really fortunate or very annoying, he can't decide which.

So, Black Mage decides to approach this as calmly and rationally as he can.]

Tell whoever you are talking to that I have something uncomfortable for it!

Re: B!

[imtheclassrep]

It's ok, she's very comfortable talking about performance issues.

[soangryicouldtinkle]

...

What?

No...

Ju...

NO.

[Here comes the flames as he shoots heat vision eyes at the locker!]

[imtheclassrep]

[In a flash Ichijo disappears as the heat vision approaches, only to re-appear instantly behind black mage.]

Oh dear, I hope that that went off when you meant that too.