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testrun_box2012-12-14 04:19 am
your_username) wrote in testrun_box2012-12-14 04:19 am
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Crossroads bound, hide your riches
-1-
[Just pointed out that Thief very obviously just cheated you out of huge amount of money, robbed you, or otherwise ruined your life? Bad idea.]
Actually I have some good news about that. You see I represent not just myself but the whole of Thiefco Incorporated. As Thiefco is a corporation that deals in amoral enterprises, pointing out that I robbed you blind actually qualifies within the law as corporate espionage. You will receive the court summons momentarily from my elite squad of law ninjas.
OR we could solve this like gentlemen with an out of court settlement. I could be satisfied with a mere 1000 gil.
Oh right, sorry, that news is only good for ME.
-2-
[During that last battle, as far as you can tell, Thief just vanished right as the trouble started. Now that everything is calm, he's appeared again.]
Good job. Now we split the treasure.
-3- (elves are too awesome to have to reply to this)
[Somehow, either through legitimate screwups on your part or because of circumstances beyond your control, you set out to accomplish something and you failed. Thief offers his condolences.]
I don't like to say "I told you so", but this is all the fault of your being born to non-elven parents. Bad move on your fault.
Hey, that a genetic reject like you made it back at all, much less made it back ALIVE is a miracle in and of itself. (And possibly proof that evolution is crock.) You should take your victories where you can find them.
[Well, okay that's LIKE condolences. If you squint hard enough. And don't know what condolences are.]
[Just pointed out that Thief very obviously just cheated you out of huge amount of money, robbed you, or otherwise ruined your life? Bad idea.]
Actually I have some good news about that. You see I represent not just myself but the whole of Thiefco Incorporated. As Thiefco is a corporation that deals in amoral enterprises, pointing out that I robbed you blind actually qualifies within the law as corporate espionage. You will receive the court summons momentarily from my elite squad of law ninjas.
OR we could solve this like gentlemen with an out of court settlement. I could be satisfied with a mere 1000 gil.
Oh right, sorry, that news is only good for ME.
-2-
[During that last battle, as far as you can tell, Thief just vanished right as the trouble started. Now that everything is calm, he's appeared again.]
Good job. Now we split the treasure.
-3- (elves are too awesome to have to reply to this)
[Somehow, either through legitimate screwups on your part or because of circumstances beyond your control, you set out to accomplish something and you failed. Thief offers his condolences.]
I don't like to say "I told you so", but this is all the fault of your being born to non-elven parents. Bad move on your fault.
Hey, that a genetic reject like you made it back at all, much less made it back ALIVE is a miracle in and of itself. (And possibly proof that evolution is crock.) You should take your victories where you can find them.
[Well, okay that's LIKE condolences. If you squint hard enough. And don't know what condolences are.]