For Consideration At SRW UG@: SUPER 90'S KID

[timeless_wrath]

1.
(Combat. Open to everyone) 

[So you're doing a routine-ish patrol mission in the mountains, when some Titan Mobile Dolls show up. There's not too many of them, it's totally an amount you can take, but then things get weird.

A bulky red-and-gold robot comes heading towards the battle, snowboarding down the mountainside. It's covered in missile launchers, has two giant gatling guns mounted over the shoulders, and a long flowing mane of red hair-yes, hair.]

BROOOOOOOOOOTHEEEEEER!!!!

I HAVE COME TO TEST YOUR SKILL! COME WILL, SHOW ME HOW YOU'VE GROWN!


2. 
[There's that pilot from before, eating in the cafeteria.]

mprpghmrgm.


3.
[It's a fun time at the beach! Zane's been gone for a while, but soon walks out of the deep, carrying a fish nearly as large as he is covered in spear wounds.]

Hey, everyone! I found dinner!

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[timeless_hope]

[Responding to the mobile doll sighting is a large blue unit. A very familiar (to Zane) unit. Its face reflects its pilot's sudden horror.]

Zane. Well, looks like this just got a lot harder. [He shelves Hope's bazooka, opting instead for its rifle, which glows faintly as he brings the unit into a run, heading straight for Zane and firing a few opening shots at center of mass.] I don't have time for your shenanigans, so kindly get out of my way.

[timeless_wrath]

HAH! Well you had better make time, because FAMILY COMES FIRST!

[The red unit doesn't bother to dodge, instead opening fire on...everything! drill bullets and missiles fly everywhere!]

[timeless_hope]

Damn... you always were a pain to deal with. [Will brings Hope into a roll to try and avoid as much of the incoming barrage as possible, but the blue unit is by no means speedy, getting clipped by some of the fire; there's a drill tip sticking out of its armor, which he brushes off.]

You know, why can't you be like a normal older brother? Greet me with a smile and ask me how I'm doing. No, it's always "BROOOOTHEEER!" and trying to kill me. [Hope's rifle is quickly replaced in favor of the bazooka again, which he takes a quick shot with on the run.]

1/2

[timeless_wrath]

...Kill you?

2/2

[timeless_wrath]

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! [The hearty laugh echoes across the mountainpeaks...]

You're silly, bro! Nah, this is just like wrestling!

[timeless_hope]

Yeah. Sure it is. Wrestling with guns and Aspects. That's not at all a bad thing. [Definitely still taking potshots with that bazooka. Not trusting his bro not to try something at all.]

[timeless_wrath]

Man, you are being, like...

[Wrath ejects those guns and missile launchers it was covered in just a moment ago. Freed up, the mecha now can move at its full speed, and weaves between the rockets.]

Sooooo lame right now.

[He draws a kind of submachine gun, and starts blasting away. It's using more of those drill bullets Zane is apparently fond of.]

Where's the spirit? The excitement? C'mon, we've got friggin' superpowers, we might as well use 'em!

[timeless_hope]

I'm sure you're aware, but I'm here to deal with some Titans units. I was not expecting family to show up. But if you're going to play that way...

[He brings up Hope's shields, the drill rounds basically bouncing off him entirely, and puts the bazooka away, reaching to his back and pulling down Retribution.]

...then I will oblige you, brother. [The chainsaw revs for effect as Will charges in.]

[timeless_wrath]

That's the spirit!

[Wrath puts away its guns, and draws a pair of katana-shaped beam sabers.]

Show it to me, Will! The power of your hope! Super Double Overhead Slash...GOOOO!

[timeless_hope]

My power is to protect. But if you get in my way... I'll make you understand! [He fires up Retribution and blocks the beam katanas in a credible impression of a chainsaw duel, revving the weapon hard to parry.]

[timeless_wrath]

That is true! HOWEVER!

[Wrath's beam katanas are deflected down the chain, but Zane presses the attack and turns it into a pair of slashes right into Hope's chest. Riposte!]

What use is the power to protect, if you can't even protect yourself!

3

[make_history_chew_scenery]

[Hoho! Jeremy's looking pretty impressed with that catch!]

Thorough job of it! Judging by the number of wounds, I imagine it wasn't made easy for you!

Re: 3

[timeless_wrath]

Hah! The silly fish thought that it'd be free once I lost my weapon...But I sure showed him!

[make_history_chew_scenery]

What's that? You actually settled things with nothing more than your bare hands?

Not many fishermen today are capable of that feat... it's the reason why our ancestors made spears and traps for fish in the first place!