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testrun_box2013-02-27 12:48 pm
ru_ru_rara_ru) wrote in testrun_box2013-02-27 12:48 pm
Let's Sing Song 312 About Usopp: The Great Warrior of the Sea! [Somarium Test]
A.)
[There's an echo hovering above you as you approach what appears to be a vacant alleyway. Before you realize it, black flags with an emblazened pirate skull eject out from behind numerous boxes and trash cans. The laughter grows louder, closer, chilling in its authority.
Finally, he appears..!
Atop a wire fence stands the mighty Captain Usopp. With his arms crossed confidentally over his chest, he stares down from his perch with a mighty grin on his mighty face (save his not-so mighty looking long nose).]
"HOLD THERE, TRESSPASSER! YOU'RE TREADING ON THE TERRITORY OF THE GREAT AND POWERFUL CAPTAIN USOPP, AND CAPTAIN USOPP IS STANDING RIGHT BEFORE YOU! My army of 8,000 followers, all at the ready in this alley way, will strike you down if you wish to make ONE MORE STEP closer!"
B.)
[There's a sudden din from the distance down the road behind you. A long and shrill scream is coming, growing closer with every passing second. In the distance, all you can see is a dense cloud of dust rising from the beaten path. Soon, a figure comes in to view. An almost marionette looking man seems to be charging with all his might toward you. His arms are flailing above his head, crying out as tears stream from his eyes.]
"THE PIRATES ARE COMING! EVERY ONE, RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!"
[There's an echo hovering above you as you approach what appears to be a vacant alleyway. Before you realize it, black flags with an emblazened pirate skull eject out from behind numerous boxes and trash cans. The laughter grows louder, closer, chilling in its authority.
Finally, he appears..!
Atop a wire fence stands the mighty Captain Usopp. With his arms crossed confidentally over his chest, he stares down from his perch with a mighty grin on his mighty face (save his not-so mighty looking long nose).]
"HOLD THERE, TRESSPASSER! YOU'RE TREADING ON THE TERRITORY OF THE GREAT AND POWERFUL CAPTAIN USOPP, AND CAPTAIN USOPP IS STANDING RIGHT BEFORE YOU! My army of 8,000 followers, all at the ready in this alley way, will strike you down if you wish to make ONE MORE STEP closer!"
B.)
[There's a sudden din from the distance down the road behind you. A long and shrill scream is coming, growing closer with every passing second. In the distance, all you can see is a dense cloud of dust rising from the beaten path. Soon, a figure comes in to view. An almost marionette looking man seems to be charging with all his might toward you. His arms are flailing above his head, crying out as tears stream from his eyes.]
"THE PIRATES ARE COMING! EVERY ONE, RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!"
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I don't care if this lady you know is a captain or not! I bet she isn't as brave as me, Captain Usopp! Has she fought against monster sized mole people? Has this woman sailed across a fish poop island? Ha! Don't make me laugh! I, Captain Usopp, have done all of these amazing things!"
[Striking all of the confident poses. For a man wearing overalls and a bandana, he seems pretty sure of himself.]
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[And just like that, she's cowering again.]
N-no, I don't think Murasa's done any of that! She's just a ghost captain who sails a flying ship!
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[Clearing his throat and feeling his heart drop back into his chest, the aspiring Pirate reaches a hand high above his head, grinning proudly at the cowering young girl.]
"Ha~! Captain Usopp knows all about Flying Ships! Haven't you heard about Brave Captain Usopp's daring escape from the Magnificent Kingdom in the sky?!"