Let's Sing Song 312 About Usopp: The Great Warrior of the Sea! [Somarium Test]

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A.)
[There's an echo hovering above you as you approach what appears to be a vacant alleyway. Before you realize it, black flags with an emblazened pirate skull eject out from behind numerous boxes and trash cans. The laughter grows louder, closer, chilling in its authority.

Finally, he appears..!

Atop a wire fence stands the mighty Captain Usopp. With his arms crossed confidentally over his chest, he stares down from his perch with a mighty grin on his mighty face (save his not-so mighty looking long nose).]

"HOLD THERE, TRESSPASSER! YOU'RE TREADING ON THE TERRITORY OF THE GREAT AND POWERFUL CAPTAIN USOPP, AND CAPTAIN USOPP IS STANDING RIGHT BEFORE YOU! My army of 8,000 followers, all at the ready in this alley way, will strike you down if you wish to make ONE MORE STEP closer!"

B.)
[There's a sudden din from the distance down the road behind you. A long and shrill scream is coming, growing closer with every passing second. In the distance, all you can see is a dense cloud of dust rising from the beaten path. Soon, a figure comes in to view. An almost marionette looking man seems to be charging with all his might toward you. His arms are flailing above his head, crying out as tears stream from his eyes.]

"THE PIRATES ARE COMING! EVERY ONE, RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!"

Comments

[lookingforhead]

[To say Celty is surprised by the sudden display of flags and the loud man on the fence is an understatement. Izaya had told her that there was someone who was causing some big ruckus in this part of town and there was some money in investigating and stopping it, but a screaming homeless man is not quite what she was expecting.

Her immediate response is to just take a shocked step backwards.]

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[Oh? A rather tough looking lass was trespassing!]

"Ha! That's right! Shake and quiver with fear as you look upon the mighty and brave Captain Usopp! My 10,000 men have you in their sights, ready to shoot at my signal!

It's best if you turn and run, if you truly value your life! These 20,000 men have been specially trained by me, the cruel and terrible Captain Usopp!"

Hmmm, need a good scythy icon for Celty

[lookingforhead]

[Celty looks around. She can't see anyone at all. No one in the alley, it doesn't look like there's anyone on the roofs, and she doesn't see any laser sights or anything.

She squats slightly and holds her hands out, shadows forming into a pitch black scythe. If she really IS cornered, she's certainly going to fight her way out.]

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"AIYEE!"

[Usopp's legs begin to quiver, as if an earthquake decided to strike under where he stood.]

"D-D-D-D-Do your worst, cur!"

[In an instant, Usopp disappeared.. Reappearing upon a fire escape a few stories above the alley.]

"Captain Usopp ALWAYS prepares the best backup for his men!"

[lookingforhead]

[Celty cocks her helmet again and then looks around. She can't see where any of this backup is. He's clearly drunk. Oh well, no harm in spooking him.

She lashes her hand out at him and suddenly her shadow surges up the walls of the alley towards the fire escape.]

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[He immediately holds his hands out in defense, shaking them back and forth like a cat frantically swaying its tail.]

"NONONONONONONONONONONONONONONO! IF.. IF YOU COME ANY CLOSER.. I'LL.. I'LL DROP THE USOPP HAMMER!"