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testrun_box2013-02-27 12:48 pm
ru_ru_rara_ru) wrote in testrun_box2013-02-27 12:48 pm
Let's Sing Song 312 About Usopp: The Great Warrior of the Sea! [Somarium Test]
A.)
[There's an echo hovering above you as you approach what appears to be a vacant alleyway. Before you realize it, black flags with an emblazened pirate skull eject out from behind numerous boxes and trash cans. The laughter grows louder, closer, chilling in its authority.
Finally, he appears..!
Atop a wire fence stands the mighty Captain Usopp. With his arms crossed confidentally over his chest, he stares down from his perch with a mighty grin on his mighty face (save his not-so mighty looking long nose).]
"HOLD THERE, TRESSPASSER! YOU'RE TREADING ON THE TERRITORY OF THE GREAT AND POWERFUL CAPTAIN USOPP, AND CAPTAIN USOPP IS STANDING RIGHT BEFORE YOU! My army of 8,000 followers, all at the ready in this alley way, will strike you down if you wish to make ONE MORE STEP closer!"
B.)
[There's a sudden din from the distance down the road behind you. A long and shrill scream is coming, growing closer with every passing second. In the distance, all you can see is a dense cloud of dust rising from the beaten path. Soon, a figure comes in to view. An almost marionette looking man seems to be charging with all his might toward you. His arms are flailing above his head, crying out as tears stream from his eyes.]
"THE PIRATES ARE COMING! EVERY ONE, RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!"
[There's an echo hovering above you as you approach what appears to be a vacant alleyway. Before you realize it, black flags with an emblazened pirate skull eject out from behind numerous boxes and trash cans. The laughter grows louder, closer, chilling in its authority.
Finally, he appears..!
Atop a wire fence stands the mighty Captain Usopp. With his arms crossed confidentally over his chest, he stares down from his perch with a mighty grin on his mighty face (save his not-so mighty looking long nose).]
"HOLD THERE, TRESSPASSER! YOU'RE TREADING ON THE TERRITORY OF THE GREAT AND POWERFUL CAPTAIN USOPP, AND CAPTAIN USOPP IS STANDING RIGHT BEFORE YOU! My army of 8,000 followers, all at the ready in this alley way, will strike you down if you wish to make ONE MORE STEP closer!"
B.)
[There's a sudden din from the distance down the road behind you. A long and shrill scream is coming, growing closer with every passing second. In the distance, all you can see is a dense cloud of dust rising from the beaten path. Soon, a figure comes in to view. An almost marionette looking man seems to be charging with all his might toward you. His arms are flailing above his head, crying out as tears stream from his eyes.]
"THE PIRATES ARE COMING! EVERY ONE, RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!"
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[The lump in his throat falls into the pit of his stomach as he comes up with a reply.]
"They're.. They're dwarves, obviously! Angry, fire wielding dwarves! Captain Usopp employs only the BEST fighters, and every one knows the best fighters are dwarves!!"
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I'm sorry to say that I have to pass through here and I have little time. I'd prefer not to engage you and your men but if you are keen on not letting me pass without a fight I will.
(Ume takes that one step Usopp warned her about while drawing a few throwing knives.)
It is your decision how this proceeds.
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Sing a song for me and I'll let you pass without standing in your way! A song! A song about.. About.. About HOW BRAVE Captain Usopp is! Yeah, yeah that sounds like a good idea!"