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testrun_box2013-07-08 05:20 pm
mild_mannered_reporter) wrote in testrun_box2013-07-08 05:20 pm
General Testrun
1
[Hello important person who just did an important thing.]
Clark Kent, Daily Planet. Mind if I ask a few questions?
2
[The scene: the aftermath of a huge battle between none other than Superman himself and some kind of giant spider robot. The property damage was immense, but in the end Superman was victorious and the day was saved!]
Then a minute later, Clark came puffing up.]
Whew...Sorry, got lost in the confusion back there. I didn't miss too much, did I?
3
[Just as you, being the villainous sort, were crowing your victory to the world, this guy showed up, hovering in the sky above you like gravity was no more than a local parking regulation.]
Maybe you should consider a new career choice.
4
[A citizen in danger! Just before the meteor hits/you lost your grip on the ledge/the flood wiped away you house, Superman descends from the sky to whisk you away to safety!
What now? Effusive thanks? Did you have it under control already?]
[Hello important person who just did an important thing.]
Clark Kent, Daily Planet. Mind if I ask a few questions?
2
[The scene: the aftermath of a huge battle between none other than Superman himself and some kind of giant spider robot. The property damage was immense, but in the end Superman was victorious and the day was saved!]
Then a minute later, Clark came puffing up.]
Whew...Sorry, got lost in the confusion back there. I didn't miss too much, did I?
3
[Just as you, being the villainous sort, were crowing your victory to the world, this guy showed up, hovering in the sky above you like gravity was no more than a local parking regulation.]
Maybe you should consider a new career choice.
4
[A citizen in danger! Just before the meteor hits/you lost your grip on the ledge/the flood wiped away you house, Superman descends from the sky to whisk you away to safety!
What now? Effusive thanks? Did you have it under control already?]
no subject
Nope! You'll have to catch me just like eeeeverybody else.
[And Joker starts by shoving his shopping cart into the erratic traffic and bolts off into the alleys*
no subject
[Unfortunately, Superman is VERY fast. Joker rounds a corner only to find him already there, still hovering a few few above the ground.]
I can do this all night.
no subject
Really? Not even a bit of flair in your ambush?
[Acid won't work on this dunderhead, but hey - Joker put on an exaggerated Dick Van Dyke-style Cockney just for the hell of it]
Well I suppose it's a fair cop, guv.
[He moves as if to adjust the lapels of his jacket, though if Superman as at all familiar with Batman's nemesis - and he should - he should have an idea that Joker is reaching to use his booby-trapped flower]
no subject
...Okay, if you promise to go peacefully.
[Superman isn't as smart as the world's greatest detective, okay?]
no subject
I suppose I have little choice but -
[Suddenly he squeezes something in his lapels and a big clout of noxious looking green gas spews towards Superman's face. Giggling like the lunatic he is, he blows a raspberry]
Refuse! Sorry, ol' boy, I'm not through!
[And off he goes before Superman recovers]
no subject
Superman coughs and even snickers a bit, but kryptonian biology renders him largely unaffected by the gas. Effected enough, though, that the Joker had time to break line of sight.]
You know you can't run from me, Joker!