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testrun_box2013-07-08 05:20 pm
mild_mannered_reporter) wrote in testrun_box2013-07-08 05:20 pm
General Testrun
1
[Hello important person who just did an important thing.]
Clark Kent, Daily Planet. Mind if I ask a few questions?
2
[The scene: the aftermath of a huge battle between none other than Superman himself and some kind of giant spider robot. The property damage was immense, but in the end Superman was victorious and the day was saved!]
Then a minute later, Clark came puffing up.]
Whew...Sorry, got lost in the confusion back there. I didn't miss too much, did I?
3
[Just as you, being the villainous sort, were crowing your victory to the world, this guy showed up, hovering in the sky above you like gravity was no more than a local parking regulation.]
Maybe you should consider a new career choice.
4
[A citizen in danger! Just before the meteor hits/you lost your grip on the ledge/the flood wiped away you house, Superman descends from the sky to whisk you away to safety!
What now? Effusive thanks? Did you have it under control already?]
[Hello important person who just did an important thing.]
Clark Kent, Daily Planet. Mind if I ask a few questions?
2
[The scene: the aftermath of a huge battle between none other than Superman himself and some kind of giant spider robot. The property damage was immense, but in the end Superman was victorious and the day was saved!]
Then a minute later, Clark came puffing up.]
Whew...Sorry, got lost in the confusion back there. I didn't miss too much, did I?
3
[Just as you, being the villainous sort, were crowing your victory to the world, this guy showed up, hovering in the sky above you like gravity was no more than a local parking regulation.]
Maybe you should consider a new career choice.
4
[A citizen in danger! Just before the meteor hits/you lost your grip on the ledge/the flood wiped away you house, Superman descends from the sky to whisk you away to safety!
What now? Effusive thanks? Did you have it under control already?]
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You tell me -hrk- didn't you write it?
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I don't even know why my boss - and no I'm not saying who he is, other than that it should be freaking obvious it's not Lex Luthor or The Joker - insisted on writing it. Didn't even tell me to use it, just...
Why am I going on like this, anyhow? I do need to get out of here before Lex shows up with one of his stupid robot suits.
*A couple more shots precede the spider starting to run backwards, still facing Superman and keeping the shots coming - more to try and make him put SOME effort into evading rather than just charging in fast enough to one-shot the darn thing.*