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testrun_box2013-07-08 05:20 pm
mild_mannered_reporter) wrote in testrun_box2013-07-08 05:20 pm
General Testrun
1
[Hello important person who just did an important thing.]
Clark Kent, Daily Planet. Mind if I ask a few questions?
2
[The scene: the aftermath of a huge battle between none other than Superman himself and some kind of giant spider robot. The property damage was immense, but in the end Superman was victorious and the day was saved!]
Then a minute later, Clark came puffing up.]
Whew...Sorry, got lost in the confusion back there. I didn't miss too much, did I?
3
[Just as you, being the villainous sort, were crowing your victory to the world, this guy showed up, hovering in the sky above you like gravity was no more than a local parking regulation.]
Maybe you should consider a new career choice.
4
[A citizen in danger! Just before the meteor hits/you lost your grip on the ledge/the flood wiped away you house, Superman descends from the sky to whisk you away to safety!
What now? Effusive thanks? Did you have it under control already?]
[Hello important person who just did an important thing.]
Clark Kent, Daily Planet. Mind if I ask a few questions?
2
[The scene: the aftermath of a huge battle between none other than Superman himself and some kind of giant spider robot. The property damage was immense, but in the end Superman was victorious and the day was saved!]
Then a minute later, Clark came puffing up.]
Whew...Sorry, got lost in the confusion back there. I didn't miss too much, did I?
3
[Just as you, being the villainous sort, were crowing your victory to the world, this guy showed up, hovering in the sky above you like gravity was no more than a local parking regulation.]
Maybe you should consider a new career choice.
4
[A citizen in danger! Just before the meteor hits/you lost your grip on the ledge/the flood wiped away you house, Superman descends from the sky to whisk you away to safety!
What now? Effusive thanks? Did you have it under control already?]
I can't imagine why you WOULD be.
Anyways, the van now looked like it was going to land safely on a bit of unused highway rather than fly through that fireball and shattered glass factory.]
You okay in there?
[Really, I don't know why you put up with that clown, Other Narrator. You need to be make sure they know who's in charge. Be FIRM with them.]
I wouldn't be. At all.
Oh my god... flying ice cream truck! Whoo hooo!
[And he grabs the wheel, cheerfully steering his new Best Mode of Transportation Ever through the air. There's even a brief shot, in his mind at least, of him driving past the full moon in it.]
Best! Day! Ever!
[And then the truck lands and some joker asks if he's okay.] Yeah, I'm good! Just let me get my flying ice cream truck back in the air and-- [and then he sticks his head out the window, comes face to face with that big S logo and looks up to see who he's talking to. Blinks.] Eeeeeeeeeeeee--!
[And then he's ducking back inside and tapping out a quick Facebook update on his smartphone.]
"About to do team-up with freaking Superman! Suck it, Logan!"
[It's better this way, Original Narrator. He'll tire himself out eventually.]