General Testrun

[mild_mannered_reporter]

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[Hello important person who just did an important thing.]

Clark Kent, Daily Planet. Mind if I ask a few questions?

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[The scene: the aftermath of a huge battle between none other than Superman himself and some kind of giant spider robot. The property damage was immense, but in the end Superman was victorious and the day was saved!]

Then a minute later, Clark came puffing up.]

Whew...Sorry, got lost in the confusion back there. I didn't miss too much, did I?

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[Just as you, being the villainous sort, were crowing your victory to the world, this guy showed up, hovering in the sky above you like gravity was no more than a local parking regulation.]

Maybe you should consider a new career choice.

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[A citizen in danger! Just before the meteor hits/you lost your grip on the ledge/the flood wiped away you house, Superman descends from the sky to whisk you away to safety!

What now? Effusive thanks? Did you have it under control already?]

Comments

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[terrorthatflapsinthenight]

[Darkwing Duck always has times for the eager members of the press... long as they're not from shoddy supermarket tabloid. He just finished tying up some bank robbers that underestimated the Avian Avenger]

Certainly Citizen, I always have time to answer questions.

[mild_mannered_reporter]

Thank you.

[Voice recorder is whipped out.]

They say that you're the one behind stopping the Holly Heights bank robbery. Is that true?

[terrorthatflapsinthenight]

That is correct, not the most dangerous batch of criminals I'd ever faced, but nonetheless I went and captured these miscreants.

[This duck sounds like a rerun of the Gray Ghost]

[mild_mannered_reporter]

And how do you respond to allegations that the total repair costs will be to the area will be more than the amount stolen from the bank in the first place?

[Really, Clark? YOU of all people are pressing someone about excessive property damage?]