Clark Kent (
mild_mannered_reporter) wrote in
testrun_box2013-07-08 05:20 pm
General Testrun
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[Hello important person who just did an important thing.]
Clark Kent, Daily Planet. Mind if I ask a few questions?
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[The scene: the aftermath of a huge battle between none other than Superman himself and some kind of giant spider robot. The property damage was immense, but in the end Superman was victorious and the day was saved!]
Then a minute later, Clark came puffing up.]
Whew...Sorry, got lost in the confusion back there. I didn't miss too much, did I?
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[Just as you, being the villainous sort, were crowing your victory to the world, this guy showed up, hovering in the sky above you like gravity was no more than a local parking regulation.]
Maybe you should consider a new career choice.
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[A citizen in danger! Just before the meteor hits/you lost your grip on the ledge/the flood wiped away you house, Superman descends from the sky to whisk you away to safety!
What now? Effusive thanks? Did you have it under control already?]
[Hello important person who just did an important thing.]
Clark Kent, Daily Planet. Mind if I ask a few questions?
2
[The scene: the aftermath of a huge battle between none other than Superman himself and some kind of giant spider robot. The property damage was immense, but in the end Superman was victorious and the day was saved!]
Then a minute later, Clark came puffing up.]
Whew...Sorry, got lost in the confusion back there. I didn't miss too much, did I?
3
[Just as you, being the villainous sort, were crowing your victory to the world, this guy showed up, hovering in the sky above you like gravity was no more than a local parking regulation.]
Maybe you should consider a new career choice.
4
[A citizen in danger! Just before the meteor hits/you lost your grip on the ledge/the flood wiped away you house, Superman descends from the sky to whisk you away to safety!
What now? Effusive thanks? Did you have it under control already?]

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[He honestly doesn't expect him to agree just like that, but he has to try.]
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[The Major toys with the medals he has hanging on the front of his coat.]
This has been a long year for me, you know. Infiltrating the Kasnian military was simple enough. They're so eager for new toys that the entire government may as well be run by children.
[Their surroundings all in all were state of the art, but reminiscent of a certain unsavory period in history.]
I waited through sleepless nights and agonizing days for a chance to acquire the bomb that is making everyone wet themselves. Or as I prefer to call it "bait". Ubermensch.
[He leans forward and extends an arm.]
It is you! It is you I wish to wage war on!
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[With that, Superman flashed across the distance between them, his fist raised and ready to punch the Major's lights out!]