I shall be blunt. I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT I'M DOING!!!

[clumsy_moe_appeal]

[1]

[Its a regular night like any other. Maybe you decided on a walk, maybe you needed a late night snack at someplace you knew was still open... hell, maybe you had to do overtime at work because some schlub needed you to fill in for him/her because the aforementioned schlub bailed on you. Either way you find yourself pulled head over heels into some kind of snare trap before getting flung into a net suspended in the air!]

Ahahaha! I've finally got you!!!

[There's a long wail of a guitar and the sound of screeching tires as a motorbike ramps up across the street and skids in front of the net you're currently occupying! From how he's postioned... this man somehow had managed to play that riff while sending the bike he was using as a platform at full speed. From what you can tell.... there is seriously something wrong with this man.]



Aah, to think you've evaded me for this long because of Daijuuji Kurou... but no one can get away from this Century's... no...THIS MILLENIUM'S Greatest SUPER Genius!!!

DOCTAAAAAAAH-



-WEEEEEEEEEEST!

[It seems there might be a case of mistaken identity here... care to correct him? Then again this man's weird enough as it is... talking to him might be a very risky prospect on its own.]


[2]

[A fight's broken out somewhere - be it the city, the rolling hills, the steep mountain ranges or the foaming sea shore! For the moment it seems to be a stalemate.... then..]

WAAAAAAIT RIGHT THERE!!!

[There's the wailing of a guitar... No. There is NO possible way-]

You lower life forms and your inferior High-Grade Models have no chance against the unbelivable genius of-



DOCTOR WEST~!!!

[-Nevermind. Its this guy. But what is different this time is that he's standing upon the top of a truly MASSIVE (More or less... given the standard definition of massive when it comes to mecha in any case) robot. The machine itself is festooned with an impressive array of cannons, missiles and beams - with several massive drill arms and armor so thick it would take massive amounts of raw power to punch through! It.... also looks like a giant drum can. With Limbs. Soak in that image for a while. A stray shot from the battlefield nearly ganks him - though fortunately... or unfortunately depending on your perspective he was pulled back into his machine by his co-pilot.]



Doctor. They're still firing-Robo.

[The good doctor however seems to be considering other matters.... like the charred hairs slowly falling from his head.]



....GAAAAAAAH!!!!!!! MY HAIR! ELSA! THEY DAMAGED MY BEAUTIFULLY PERFECTED AND WELL MAINTAINED LOCKS! THIS IS UNFORGIVABLE! BLAST THEM! FIREFIREFIREFIRE!!! FIRE EVERYTHING!

[Elsa just shakes her head - she still complies though as the Destroyer Robot just lays into the offending shooter's faction.]

Doctor... you're an idiot -Robo.

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[ooh_nya_lets_nya]

[You picked the wrong target today though, Dr. West... when the silver-haired girl's massive cowlick suddenly grows razor-sharp and cuts open the net.]

Well you're just going to have to forgive me on this... I've got far more invested with Kurou~ than you ever will, doctor.

[clumsy_moe_appeal]

WHAAAAAA- How could you break out of a cleverly designed trap made my ME- The greatest genius that this world has EVER seen - even if your hairstyle, as fashionable and brilliant as it is - though it pales in comparison to mine it shouldn't be possible!

[He then notices that other thing she spoke about - the one name that the Prodigy on Paper would snap up like a starving wolf at a fat and crippled deer.]

DAIJUUJI KUROU?!?! You know of that... that JACKAL?! That depraved and unscrupulous dangerous pervert who has seduced my dear Elsa?!

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[ooh_nya_lets_nya]

[Nyarlko's response?]

Well it seems obvious how... but I'm not gonna insult the world's greatest genius by explaining it to him or anything like that. I'll let you earn your keep... Master Therion's kept you around for a reason, right?

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[ooh_nya_lets_nya]

But more importantly... I do know all about Kurou~

[And her heart is all aflutter... Oh Kurou, maybe this iteration they'll finally be together. If not, oh, there was always the fun of the next time around.]

And isn't it great? He's so heroic; it's no surprise that Elsa's fallen for him.

[clumsy_moe_appeal]

[He lets out a horrified gasp, pointing at Nya like she was some sort of unspeakable horror from the depths of unreality, waiting to cause utter chaos and depravity upon humankind! .... Wait a second...]

So Daijuuji Kurou's got his filthy hands on you too! Oh what a tragedy to see another person with such style with their hair to be led astray!

[He lets out a melodramatic sob.]

I have no idea how that foul and unspeakable lower lifeform has managed to connive Elsa's attentions, but he's definitely no hero!

[Like he's one to talk.]

[ooh_nya_lets_nya]

[Now to see just how far she can twist that spork.]

Mmmmm, guilty as charged, Doctor! I fell for him long ago... aeons ago even. And every time you march one of your Destroyer Robots out into the city, he rises up to stop you, representing the very best in all of humanity alongside little Al~

So when are you going to send out your new Super West Fragile No. 28? I want to make sure I have popcorn ready for the occasion!