Hey, it's actually pretty flattering when you think about it! You guys are this tiny little hillbilly planet, and you're getting action from like all of the big shots out there. Kind of a shame like all of them are more into razing stuff and blowing other stuff up instead of enjoying your awesome cultural contributions like burritos and surfing and those movies where that one dude jumps around falling off things and kicking other humans in the face.

[ Kzth-tkk is a being of myriad skills and reading the mood is not one of them. ]