He's going to SRWU for antics and to kill Vagans, and he's all outta Vagans

[kill_all_vagans]

1. [Space.  You have only to look up into the sky on a clear night to witness an insignificant fraction of it.  And Flit's doing exactly that.  Not even trying to find constellations... just try to take in the unimaginable size of it.]

Look at it up there... just... everything.  So many stars... and even more planets we can't even see.

[Of course this is Flit we're talking about, sooooo...]

... So many planets.  How many do you think are home to aliens we'll have to fight?

2.

[For one reason or another, during a trip to the hangar you've wound up looking closely at or inside of the Gundam AGE-1.  Normally nobody would really pay any mind, especially since it won't turn on without the AGE Device plugged into it.  Well, except...]



What are you doing with my Gundam?!?  Get away from it; whatever you're doing with it I didn't give you permission!

[Oh boy.  Overprotective kid is overprotective.]

3.



This... this is... amazing!

[As someone who spent much of his life on a colony and helping construct a kickass Gundam, there are some things Flit's never gotten to experience first-hand before.  Such as a big, fancy amusement park with Ferris Wheels and rollercoasters and arcades and everything.  He's just standing in awe, wondering just what he should go and experience first.]

I saw commercials about these places... I just... didn't think it'd be so BIG!

Comments

[kill_all_vagans]

Not helping.

[Especially what it entails if something like Kzth-tkk actually exists. Goddammit Lovecraft.]

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[xenobiology301]

Hey, it's actually pretty flattering when you think about it! You guys are this tiny little hillbilly planet, and you're getting action from like all of the big shots out there. Kind of a shame like all of them are more into razing stuff and blowing other stuff up instead of enjoying your awesome cultural contributions like burritos and surfing and those movies where that one dude jumps around falling off things and kicking other humans in the face.

[ Kzth-tkk is a being of myriad skills and reading the mood is not one of them. ]

[kill_all_vagans]

[Indeed, your mood-reading skills are bottom-tier and you just rolled a natural 1.]

There's nothing flattering about all the people that've died because of them!

[xenobiology301]

Ohhh. Yeah, that whole death thing, you guys worry about that a lot huh?

[ Shit. Ok even Kzth-tkk can tell that Flit's upset at this point. Say something comforting, c'mon...

...Yeah it's got nothin'. ]

[kill_all_vagans]

And why wouldn't we?!? Because of monsters like the UE, people who could've lived long, happy lives were killed! It doesn't matter whatever the reason is, what they and so many other aliens do here is just kill and kill!

Why shouldn't we worry about it and try to defend ourselves? For that matter why don't you seem to care at all about it?!?

[Yeah, your sheer flippancy is just making things worse.]

[xenobiology301]

[ Oh nooooo. ]

Would you feel better if I told you that we kill each other a whole bunch too?